Sledlegs: shinguards that you can turn into toboggan sleds by dropping to your knees and shoving off

Ever find yourself coming home from an attack-dog training session in heavy armored shinguards and come across a snowy hill and muse, man, if only my shinguards were a leeeetle optimized, I could drop to my knees and slide down that bad boy!

Muse no more! Sledlegs come in large and small sizes, at $46/pair, or 4 for $150.

Sledlegs (via Ohgizmo