Audio-Technica's Sound Burger was a weird record player that sounded ok to me, if memory serves. Crosley makes a USB version.
Around 10 years ago Crossley brought it back, but at $150 it was too expensive for my tastes! Now you may own a USB "Sound Burger" for a mere $50.
I do not own a record player. I own very few vinyl LPs, but I wanted to make a recording of one. I borrowed this USB turn-table from a pal and it worked, I have absolutely no complaints! If I wanted a record player that took up very little space and can output USB, this would be the one.