An extremely funny prankster glued googly eyes to the statue of Revolutionary War commander Nathaniel Greene; the City of Savannah took to its Facebook page to insist that this was "not funny" but rather "vandalism" and saying that the police had been involved.
Savannah Police are not impressed by the city's wrath. Noting that the eyes didn't do any damage, the police promised to review its CCTV footage to see if they could prosecute someone for trespassing.
"It may look funny but harming our historic monuments and public property is no laughing matter," the city wrote. "In fact, it's a crime."
City officials urged anyone with information to contact local police. "We are hoping to find the person responsible!" they wrote.
Police in Murcia, Spain caught a Tyrannosaurus rex violating a coronavirus lockdown. The cops were kind enough to let the dinosaur off with a warning. From CBR: On the first released video, filmed by a neighbor, the T-Rex wannabe is clearly taking out the garbage. In the second video, however, it seems as if the […]
In Oregon, the Newport Police Department posted a message on Facebook (pasted below) urging citizens not to dial 911 when they run out of toilet paper. The reason they posted this is because, yes, people have been they expect stupid people will be calling 911 after running out of toilet paper. (Here’s their update that […]
On Friday, police were called to the Union School District in Rimersburg, Pennsylvania after a “known” juvenile allegedly robbed the school cafeteria of a juice box valued at 80 cents. crop of image by Hp.Baumeler (CC BY-SA 4.0)
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