It's irrational that successful confectionary mogul Willy Wonka would pass on his wealth and his business to a naive, well-meaning boy. Violet Beauregarde, last seen suffering from bloat, was the obvious and superior choice.
Violet is already basically Wonka. She’s passionate, sarcastic, candy-obsessed, free thinking, and a total firecracker. She’s even better than Wonka, because she doesn’t endanger others.
Violet should’ve been picked to inherit the chocolate factory.
A Charleston man was charged with fraud this week [justice.gov] after investigators unraveled an elaborate scheme to take control of IP addresses. More than 750,000 were snagged, reports the BBC, then sold on. The US Department of Justice claims that Mr Golestan “fraudulently” won control of the net addresses by using many different shell companies. […]
Uber’s future prospects depend on doubling fares and halving drivers’ pay, or replacing them all with self-driving cars that won’t exist for years. What could go wrong? Experts are hitting the brakes on Uber’s trading debut. The ride-hailing company’s highly anticipated initial public offering failed to impress investors on Friday, with the stock pricing at […]
In this interesting post from 2015—getting a viral second wind—Alex Danco offers a model to understand how the “middle ground” of interest in things is fading. That’s the normal distribution, the traditional bell curve that suggests the best place to make your business is at a middle optimum of scale and interest, like so: Instead, […]
Are we done with capsule coffee makers yet? Sure, they’re easy. But they are not so easy on the environment, and it’s debatable whether they actually make a better cup. Luckily, there’s never been a better time to switch back to the good old reliable drip method – especially when drip coffeemakers have quietly been […]
If there’s one thing that stayed consistent through the last decade or so of tech industry turmoil, it’s the love affair between techies and Linux. There’s just a ton you can do with the OS, and its open-source format means you can customize your rig from the ground up. Apparently not content with that level […]
Accidents happen. And when they do, you’re going to want a dash cam for a second pair of eyes. At the minimum, a decent dash cam can save you vast sums of time and money in case of an accident. But a really good dash cam can do a whole lot more. Here are six […]