Organize the week ahead with this handsome People To Kill notebook from Amazon. With 100 pages to accomodate a frenetic schedule, unlined to allow your deranged handwriting to freely wander the page and to provide space for scratchy, disturbing sketches, the A5-size hardbound book features liquid-resistant metallic lettering for a durable murder journal.
Perfect for weddings, Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, bridal showers, funerals, etc., these “personalized cum and vag rags” arrive as a handsome set of two. Nonheteronormative couples will be delighted to know that both towels can be cum or vag or indeed anything they please, so long as it is a glib yet outré reference to wiping […]
As we enter the teen years it appears I have lost my ability to pick the most awesome presents. I fail to understand how a Lava Lamp is more exciting than a machete. It is likely more affordable. Regardless, I am not going to force the kid to play with a machete. Enjoy your lamp! […]
Nothing says “I love you” more than a greeting card featuring a indefatigable, tube-crawling plumber with a shroom-habit. Get this Hallmark Nintendo Super Mario Valentine’s Day Card for Significant Other on Amazon for just [amazon_link asins=’B07HSKCLNM’ template=’PriceLink’ store=’boingboing’ marketplace=’US’ link_id=’6f1885d0-c9ba-45f0-9757-aa245df73f0f’].
You may not realize it, but some of the biggest films in movie history have been edited using the same tools some of you use to cut your video of vacationing at Disney World. Giant movies from Oscar favorites The Social Network and Gone Girl to blockbusters like Avatar, Deadpool, and last year’s Terminator: Dark […]
Now that the initial furor and shortages have subsided, it’s probably not a bad time to start considering your long-term cleaning and disinfecting plans. Sure, that might seem anywhere from overly cautious to outright ridiculous, but the threat of COVID-19 appears poised to be present for a while and the need for quick travel clean-up […]
With more and more companies moving all their operations into the cloud, the need has never been greater for those with the skills to map exactly how an organization reconstitutes itself in that new environment. Network architects responsible for determining all the communication, storage, and infrastructure needs of an expansive organization are among the most […]