When the first glint of light appears beneath the right nostril of MSNBC's Chris Matthews, during another of his bellowing yet sedentary ramblings about Dem frontroller Bernie Sanders, it's an amusing moment. One empathizes, even – who has not been forced to deal with the sudden runny nose that comes only when everyone's looking? Then he licks the snot off.
Chris Matthews licks snot off his own face
GOP leader McCarthy cuts deal with Dems to avert government shutdown; Gaetz vows to oust him
Faced with a shutdown engineered by his own party's far-right caucus, GOP speaker Kevin McCarthy yesterday cut a deal with Democrats in the closely-split House to pass a 45-day "stopgap… READ THE REST
Trump says rich people from Beverly Hills are prohibited from taking long showers, and that's why they smell bad
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U.S. government to shut down today unless last-minute deal reached
Far-right holdouts in the Republican party refuse to back a funding bill for the government—including the U.S. military, air traffic control and other essential services—unless it drops cash for various… READ THE REST
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