A Vancouver, Washington woman dutifully washed her hands frequently for several days before realizing it wasn't a chunk of soap by her sink. Rather, it was piece of Tillamook sharp cheddar cheese. From the Irish Post:
Sharing her sorry tale on Reddit, Miley explained how the cheese ended up being mistaken for a bit of soap after it was left out of the fridge following a drunken late night snack…
"It was a couple days of 'Why isn't this foaming?!'
No word on how the soap tasted on a cracker.