A truculent squirrel launched itself at an unsuspecting victim in a garage. Being a most physical creature, the squirrel latched on to the man's neck with its sharp incisors. The man shrieked as the rodent bit down on his neck.
With feral fury the victim swung about, flailing wildly at the attacker.
Although shaken by the ferocity of the attack, the man was able to shake off the furry fiend and utter a vehement oath, which is regrettable homophobic slur.