Congressmoron Lauren Boeber (R-Colorado) reads a scene from her beloved Bible describing how the Romans apparently destroy their enemies with delicious dumplings:
"'And then, all hell broke loose. Rampant, evil, grabbing and grasping, vicious backstabbing. They made life hell on Earth with their envy wonton killing. I don't know what a wonton killing is. I'm gonna have to look that one up. But it sounds interesting. I don't think I wanna be a part of it."
(Thanks, Bob Pescovitz!)