From having secret babies to paying for secret abortions, Georgia's Herschel Walker is chock full of excuses, but one line you can always count on from the GOP candidate is: "That-wasn't-me!"
So, to help Republicans remember all that Walker doesn't, here's a catchy ditty (above), brought to you by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, that will surely get at least one response out of him: "That wasn't me!"
Who's writin' checks to lots of ladies?
That wasn't me
Who has a bunch of secret babies?
That wasn't me
Who's making the GOP squirm?
That wasn't me
Who'll Win the Senate in the midterms?
That wasn't me.
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