Tremble in fear; Cocaine Bear is here

One of the wildest theories about the origin of our species is the "Stoned ape theory" proposed by Terrence McKenna. For those unfamiliar with the theory's central premise, McKenna believes that ape ancestors to the human race consumed psychedelic mushrooms that accelerated the growth of our brains. Now, the theory is just that, but the concept is a fun one. The idea of drugs serving as the key that unlocks our evolutionary potential wouldn't make a great D.A.R.E campaign, but it definitely affords one a wild piece of party conversation.

The question that arises from the "Stone ape theory" is what would happen if other animals got there first? Or, even more interesting, what other drugs could have an equally powerful effect on animals? The upcoming movie Cocaine Bear, directed by Elizabeth Banks, tackles the subject head-on by following the exploits of a- – well, bear that's high on coke. You can check out the first poster for the film in the link embedded above.