no snorting matter Nothing to sniff at: "Large amounts" of cocaine hit Texas beaches after smuggling goes awry Carla Sinclair

crime Border guards find cocaine stash under man's toupee Rob Beschizza

florida More than $1.6m worth of cocaine washes up on Florida beach Rob Beschizza

drugs Florida boaters find $1 million worth of cocaine in ocean — but it's the coke's label art that's interesting (video) Carla Sinclair

politics The Daily Show imagines "Cocaine News" starring Don Jr Jason Weisberger

politics Rep. Matt Gaetz attended a drug-fueled party with naked minor present: sworn statement alleges Mark Frauenfelder

Science "Every single marine species that we've looked at so far is full of cocaine" Ruben Bolling

drugs Gentleman busted for handing out free cocaine samples that included his business card David Pescovitz

Delightful Creatures Colombia has a "cocaine hippo" problem Jason Weisberger

cocaine Judge planned to try cocaine before ruling on cocaine possession case David Pescovitz

law Lawyer in trouble for being high on cocaine in court and insisting it "enhances his performance" David Pescovitz

drugs The US Secret Service released a beauty shot of the cocaine found in the White House David Pescovitz

Nose Candy Shuffling assets, Trump passes Mar-A-Largo to idiot son Jason Weisberger

drugs Woman busted with 1,500 grams of cocaine hiding behind her fake pregnancy belly Carla Sinclair

drugs Nearly $440 million in cocaine found floating in the sea David Pescovitz

movies Tremble in fear; Cocaine Bear is here Devin Nealy

drugs Watch a miserable cocaine user get whipped by a terrifying demon (don't worry, it's a PSA) David Pescovitz

uk "Ethically sourced" cocaine forcing posh Brits to pay out the nose Jess Sabine

drugs Authorities seize cocaine smuggled as arch supports in boots David Pescovitz