A conveyor-belt contraption that messily applies deodorant, washes hair, and puts on lotion

Self care can be such a drag, amirite? Enter kinetic artist Joseph who has made a conveyor-belt machine that handles some of those rote self-care tasks like putting on deodorant, washing hair (the slapping plastic fish are a nice touch), and applying skin creams. Does it work? Well, not well, no. Let's just be glad he didn't include shaving as part of this machine.

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