Xitter celebrates one year of Musk management

Owner aboard Elon "Pedo Guy" Musk appeared via streaming to celebrate his year of successfully owning the social media network formerly known as Twitter. CEO and future scapegoat Linda Yaccarino emerged from hiding to join Musk in this imagined litany of successes.

While the call didn't share much that is new and continued the delusion, we can look forward to Musk publicly streaming future meetings with employees. Also certain is their future as a bank replacement. Everyone will want to toss their money down the Xitter.


"When I say payments, I actually mean someone's entire financial life," Musk said, according to audio of the meeting obtained by The Verge. "If it involves money. It'll be on our platform. Money or securities or whatever. So, it's not just like send $20 to my friend. I'm talking about, like, you won't need a bank account."

X CEO Linda Yaccarino said the company sees this becoming a "full opportunity" in 2024. "It would blow my mind if we don't have that rolled out by the end of next year," Musk said.

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The company is currently working on locking down money transmissions licenses across the US so that it can offer financial services. Musk told employees Thursday that he hopes to get the others X needs in "the next few months."

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