Delightfully strange Cabbage Patch doll earmuffs from the 80s

I wish I were the proud owner of these Cabbage Patch doll earmuffs. The product featured two flattened, cloth cabbage patch doll faces (one for each ear) on a headband. 

The amazing thing about this product is that the wearer was able to stay warm and look extremely cool at the same time. How could one possibly have a bad day while wearing these? 

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