CNN yesterday dropped a bomb on MAGA man and N.C. Republican gubernatorial candidate Mark Robinson, who wrote "I'm a black NAZI" on an online porn forum and various other unpleasant things about slavery (he's for it), Hitler (better than Washington D.C), and gays (not a fan), even as he wanked himself silly to the people he now professionally dislikes. But that's not all, folks; CNN chastely held back on the subsidiary horrors to focus on the headliners. It left out two particularly interesting things: a) his collection of 1:8 size Nazi soldier dolls [Ultimate Soldier, archived in 2011], and b) his expansive and effortlessly misogynistic interest in urolagnia [archive.org], better known as golden showers.
Now you know why he calls himself "minisoldr" everywhere. The sexual stuff concerns living people, so I shan't be reposting it here beyond noting that the phrase "pumping the dooky chute" is present.
The deadline for Robinson to quit the race without going on the ballots has passed.
"I hope you don't mind me asking, Father Seamus, but what's the lock on that door for?"
