Several lanes of traffic are closed, a light pole is bent, a truck is leaking fluids, and many Amazon packages will be late, but there is no mention of the people in a four-car pileup.
That traffic report explains our societal priorities in a nutshell. Property damage, need to report it. Will Amazon packages be delayed? We are concerned. Traffic slow downs are a big deal. People in a car crash? Who cares!
Bonus vibrator spill on freeway video:
Previously:
• Mysterious stuffed animal spill on Portland freeway