In case you haven't heard of Med Beds — well, first off, I'm jealous of you, because you clearly aren't cursed with knowledge of what the QAnon right is getting up to nowadays. Let me curse you: it's the latest buzzword to come out of the MAGA cult (and I do mean cult literally in this case). Supposedly, Med Beds are beds powered by secret deep state technology that are, in essence, magic healing machines: simply laying down in one will cure every disease, heal every injury, and — depending on who's selling it — even reverse aging by decades. All through vibrational frequencies, apparently.
It's QAnon science at its finest — nothing is more convincing to paranoid, aging MAGA cultists than the promise of immortality. Everyone's favorite investigative duo, The Good Liars, has decided to get to the bottom of this Med Bed caper by stopping by the Tesla Biohealing Wellness Center and Resort (no relation), which claims to equip every room with its very own Med Bed.
According to The Good Liars' video, at least one guest did wake up feeling lighter. About two hundred bucks lighter.
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