goats Police scramble to locate person yelling "help" only to find that it was a goat. It didn't need their help. Rob Beschizza
fearmongering Ted Cruz sees a hat with horns on the Grammys and calls it "evil" while his state struggles without power Carla Sinclair
Wicked Plants: The Weed That Killed Lincoln's Mother and Other Botanical Atrocities Mark Frauenfelder