Tokyo Disneyland offers many charms, but none so, um, suggestive, as this Johnny Depp branded sausage. Link (Thanks, Tavie!)

  • mdhatter

    Johnny Depp is just the wurst.

  • idunthinkso

    Now dont go giving the kids the wrong idea…

  • noen

    kielbasa? Capt. Jack is Polish? Yo ho ho and a bottle of Wódka?

  • Nasty

    I’ve loved Johnny Depp ever since I saw him on 21 Jump Street..and that show sucked.

    Now with the sausage..this is what love brings.

  • Tavie

    I feel a strange hunger.

  • sonny p fontaine

    remember Johnny Depp? well he’s back…in sausage form.

  • alisong76

    Johnny Depp is just the wurst.

    /groans

  • alisong76

    Making a joke about eating Captain Jack’s sausage would be just too, too obvious.

    However, if we’re talking about Captain Jack Harkness now…is there a Ianto in the building?

  • gretagretchen

    I’m sorry but this has nothing on Ted Nugent Gonzo Meat Biltong — sadly no longer in production.

  • Ogus Monk

    Where is Long John Silver when he need be… Argh!

  • Phikus

    OIGEN@32: And this has to do with… sausage, I guess?

  • Ogus Monk

    Duh… Long Dong Silver. Argh!!!

  • adonai

    Soylent Green is Johnny?

  • deusdiabolus

    …no peanuts?

  • Agent 86

    I’ve said this many times, but…
    He’s the only man I would eat!

  • Phikus

    A.) Can anyone think of any other instances where a celebrity in character (sorry Wango Tango Ted) endorsed a product other than toys and lunch-boxes? Another food product especially? I mean we’ve got Newman’s Own spaghetti sauce, but it’s not Cool Hand Luke’s Own. I’m sure there was something like Fonzi’s EZ-Cheez, since everything from ties to dish-towels got endorsed in the Happy Days heyday. It seems like Adam West’s Batman endorsed products of all descriptions too. Any of them foodstuffs? I don’t recall. (I guess we might want to exclude super heroes, since they have been handed down to different actors throughout their existence. Also wrestlers don’t count or it would be all beef jerky. Sorry, and Elvis doesn’t count either, though it could be successfully argued that he was playing a character that was himself.) Be sure to provide a link.

    B.) If A proves too difficult, it might be fun to suggest food products that should have a character endorsement (sounds like a photoshop contest.)

    Ok go!

  • Takuan
  • FourFiveFire

    Well, uh, Urkel Os…

  • Talia
  • FourFiveFire
  • Phikus

    Talia@26: Nice! Yeah, you can’t get a better slogan for a breakfast cereal than “May the Force be with you… all day long!” Shouldn’t they have been midichlorian-o’s though? (If they had made little crunchy Death-Stars I would have a closet full of them, still sealed and unopened.

    FOURFIVEFIRE@25: Was that for real?

  • iRoy

    …and the sausage is modelled on Keith Richards, just like Jack was!

  • Phikus

    45FIRE@27: …AND DESPAIR! (You’re in!)

  • Phikus

    Ok, there’s Scooby Doo Apple Sauce (I’m sure they have a b’fast cereal too.)

  • Jerry Kindall

    Quick… hide the salami.

  • Anonymous

    Um, this is no different from my daughter noticing Batman-endorsed Hawaiian pizzas in the supermarket freezer section. Yeah, the incongruity had my 7 year old daughter perplexed too.
    “Daddy? Does Batman really like pineapple pizza?”
    I couldnt answer for him – he also seemed to like capricosa and a few others besides.

    I thought that was pretty good… but it lacked the innuendo value of the Depp endorsed meat substitute.

  • eustace

    Oliver Stone’s brand of margarine – I Refuse To Believe It’s Not Butter.

  • eti

    I thought sausage was supposed to be round

  • phoenix21

    Urkel O’s did indeed exist. I tried a box when they came out… I was 12… and they were awful. I think they were strawberry and banana flavored O’s.

  • mcarrick

    God phoned and mentioned that if you knew how Johnny Depp was made you wouldn’t want to eat him.

  • PFlint

    #3, #6: Back in the days of Jump Street, Johnny Depp was a Brat.

  • eustace

    A Brat that ran in a Pack.

  • Takuan

    arrr! be a good lass and give a hand ‘ere with this kielbasa, arrrr!

  • Antinous

    All sausages are now Captain Jack Sparrow.