Johnny Depp in sausage form


34 Responses to “Johnny Depp in sausage form”

  1. mdhatter says:

    Johnny Depp is just the wurst.

  2. idunthinkso says:

    Now dont go giving the kids the wrong idea…

  3. noen says:

    kielbasa? Capt. Jack is Polish? Yo ho ho and a bottle of Wódka?

  4. Nasty says:

    I’ve loved Johnny Depp ever since I saw him on 21 Jump Street..and that show sucked.

    Now with the sausage..this is what love brings.

  5. Tavie says:

    I feel a strange hunger.

  6. sonny p fontaine says:

    remember Johnny Depp? well he’s back…in sausage form.

  7. alisong76 says:

    Johnny Depp is just the wurst.


  8. alisong76 says:

    Making a joke about eating Captain Jack’s sausage would be just too, too obvious.

    However, if we’re talking about Captain Jack Harkness now…is there a Ianto in the building?

  9. gretagretchen says:

    I’m sorry but this has nothing on Ted Nugent Gonzo Meat Biltong — sadly no longer in production.

  10. Ogus Monk says:

    Where is Long John Silver when he need be… Argh!

  11. Phikus says:

    OIGEN@32: And this has to do with… sausage, I guess?

  12. Ogus Monk says:

    Duh… Long Dong Silver. Argh!!!

  13. adonai says:

    Soylent Green is Johnny?

  14. deusdiabolus says:

    …no peanuts?

  15. Agent 86 says:

    I’ve said this many times, but…
    He’s the only man I would eat!

  16. Phikus says:

    A.) Can anyone think of any other instances where a celebrity in character (sorry Wango Tango Ted) endorsed a product other than toys and lunch-boxes? Another food product especially? I mean we’ve got Newman’s Own spaghetti sauce, but it’s not Cool Hand Luke’s Own. I’m sure there was something like Fonzi’s EZ-Cheez, since everything from ties to dish-towels got endorsed in the Happy Days heyday. It seems like Adam West’s Batman endorsed products of all descriptions too. Any of them foodstuffs? I don’t recall. (I guess we might want to exclude super heroes, since they have been handed down to different actors throughout their existence. Also wrestlers don’t count or it would be all beef jerky. Sorry, and Elvis doesn’t count either, though it could be successfully argued that he was playing a character that was himself.) Be sure to provide a link.

    B.) If A proves too difficult, it might be fun to suggest food products that should have a character endorsement (sounds like a photoshop contest.)

    Ok go!

  17. FourFiveFire says:

    Well, uh, Urkel Os…

  18. Phikus says:

    Talia@26: Nice! Yeah, you can’t get a better slogan for a breakfast cereal than “May the Force be with you… all day long!” Shouldn’t they have been midichlorian-o’s though? (If they had made little crunchy Death-Stars I would have a closet full of them, still sealed and unopened.

    FOURFIVEFIRE@25: Was that for real?

  19. iRoy says:

    …and the sausage is modelled on Keith Richards, just like Jack was!

  20. Phikus says:

    45FIRE@27: …AND DESPAIR! (You’re in!)

  21. Phikus says:

    Ok, there’s Scooby Doo Apple Sauce (I’m sure they have a b’fast cereal too.)

  22. Jerry Kindall says:

    Quick… hide the salami.

  23. Anonymous says:

    Um, this is no different from my daughter noticing Batman-endorsed Hawaiian pizzas in the supermarket freezer section. Yeah, the incongruity had my 7 year old daughter perplexed too.
    “Daddy? Does Batman really like pineapple pizza?”
    I couldnt answer for him – he also seemed to like capricosa and a few others besides.

    I thought that was pretty good… but it lacked the innuendo value of the Depp endorsed meat substitute.

  24. eustace says:

    Oliver Stone’s brand of margarine – I Refuse To Believe It’s Not Butter.

  25. eti says:

    I thought sausage was supposed to be round

  26. phoenix21 says:

    Urkel O’s did indeed exist. I tried a box when they came out… I was 12… and they were awful. I think they were strawberry and banana flavored O’s.

  27. mcarrick says:

    God phoned and mentioned that if you knew how Johnny Depp was made you wouldn’t want to eat him.

  28. PFlint says:

    #3, #6: Back in the days of Jump Street, Johnny Depp was a Brat.

  29. eustace says:

    A Brat that ran in a Pack.

  30. Takuan says:

    arrr! be a good lass and give a hand ‘ere with this kielbasa, arrrr!

  31. Antinous says:

    All sausages are now Captain Jack Sparrow.

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