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Robot model kit: Chubu 01

Cory Doctorow at 9:46 pm Sat, Jan 17, 2009

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Kazushi Kobayashi's Chubu 01 is a robot from an alternate 1957 where robots are the primary mode of transportation. Build-it-yourself model kits are for sale in Harajuku's TOKYO CULTUART gallery at 28.000 Yen a pop ($350 or so).

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  • catbeller

    Mr. Garrison has been dabbling in Atompunk design again. Does one have to be rogered to ride this VespaProng ’57?

  • jerkzilla

    This is pretty sweet, but if it they really wanted to make it seem as if this robot came from 1957, they would have added more chrome. And some fins. You could fit at least 6-10 fins on that thing.

  • jimh

    I’d like to drive a robot like this but I’m afraid I would look like a dick.

  • Freddie Freelance

    In this Alternate Reality’s Cuba they still ride around in ’57 Viagranators

  • Takuan

    bah! in my day we knew how to deal with uppity robots, never mind ride them!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnus,_Robot_Fighter

  • gr00veNU

    Does it come in viagra blue?

  • Doran

    It looks like the dental chair from hell.

  • Clemoh

    You could beat the crap out of a lot of other robots with that robot.

  • Xopher

    “Get away from her you BITCH!!!”

  • Xopher

    I just showed this to someone who pointed out that “it looks like you ride its penis.”

    • Antinous / Moderator

      Isn’t that what robots are for?

  • Takuan

    saddlebacking?

  • noen

    Dan Savage is having a competition for what “saddlebacking” will mean. Don’t think it’s been decided just yet.

    That robot looks like a mutated Opel a friend once had. The gearbox was so worn he didn’t even use his clutch. He just slammed it into the next gear. Made for an interesting ride.

  • Takuan

    so long as it’s irretrievably attached to Warren. “The new santorum”.

  • jjasper

    Nice robot. Think the owner is compensating for something?

  • Tenn

    Well, it looks like a decent ride.

  • doplgangr

    needs a wash and wax.

  • Takuan

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVwbUljGs3g&feature=related

  • EH

    Looks pretty awesome! Well, except for the penis-chair thing.

  • Takuan

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSP46lWvxJ4&feature=related

  • Takuan

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF0MM4FRVhA&feature=related

  • a_user

    oh-oh someone already started making robot/kogaru hentai mashups

    http://blog-imgs-26.fc2.com/m/o/d/moderhythm/sakura_ban.jpg

  • Antinous / Moderator

    With the way he’s craning his neck, it looks like he might be fixing to take care of his own cyberneeds.

  • FoetusNail

    Why? Because he can.

  • Daemon

    It’s like a really, really early prototype of Dolores in Zone of the Enders: Dolores, i

    Though I bet it doesn’t act like a typical cute anime schoolgirl.

  • dconners

    Gives a whole new meaning to the word cockpit.

  • Avram / Moderator

    Brilliant design aesthetic, but I’ve got the same nitpick everyone else has about the codpiece cockpit.

  • tikal2k

    It’s for cock riders.

  • padster123

    Wasn’t that design thread (robots that like like US cars from the ’50′s) kind of used up in the film “Robots”?

  • jtegnell

    “Gives a whole new meaning to the word cockpit.”

    Badum pshhhh!

  • Reverend T

    “Kazushi Kobayashi’s Chubu 01 is a robot from an alternate 1957 where robots are the primary mode of transportation.”

    Does that make this InternalCombustionPunk?

  • Anonymous

    Paint it red and it would be a robot Ruby Weapon.

  • Modusoperandi

    It’s cool, but it’s not three hundred and fifty dollars cool. For that price, you could get an actual shitbox car and pretend it’s a robot. In either event, incidentally, it won’t help you get laid.

  • David Carroll

    Somebody please cast this robot in the next XXX rated Godzilla (ゴジラ, Gojira) flick!

    Now I would pay 28.000 Yen to watch that!

  • ackpht

    We already have vehicles for people who drive with their weenies- they’re called BMWs.

  • TheChickenAndTheRice

    nsfw

  • davevontexas

    Notice the cool handles / foothold things so you can climb up into the, uh, “cockpit”. Very nice. That is one sexy gundam.

  • Marshall

    The “jockpit” is awesome. Now someone transport me to that awesome 1957 instead of the crappy Prius world were living in now.

  • Clayton Hove

    My last apartment had this guy, only in refrigerator mode. Shame I never found the transform activation button.

  • blipmusic

    I might like this “steampunk” (e.g. internal combustion punk as noted above) even more than a real steampunk version.

    No…don’t look at me…those aren’t tears of bittersweet thoughts of a world that never was. It’s raining. Indoors. Really.

    Now run, do not walk, and make a Katsuhiro Otomo movie/series/manga/concept artbook out of it. Run. Ruun!

    A follow-up to Steam Boy centered around this kind of technology could work, no?

  • ed_g

    yum, jetpunk. Love the rear view mirrors!

  • voivoed

    But does the robot hold an umbrella over your head on rainy days? Or is there a sedan version?

  • drbsgold

    It IS called the CHUB-u….

  • eustace

    This must be an alternate world where power is very cheap indeed – moving a car takes a lot less power than a giant robot takes! This alternate universe must be moving toward global climate change at a very impressive rate.

  • MarkHB

    Does the horn go “Wort wort wort!”

    ‘Cause it really looks like a Covenant Elite to me.

  • octopussoup

    Looks more like a mech than a robot.

  • Takuan

    http://blog-imgs-26.fc2.com/m/o/d/moderhythm/sakura_ban.jpg

  • Mim

    CHUBu…
    Reminds me of a timeless Tim & Eric song, “I’ve got chubs for you. Itty bitty chubs for you!”

  • sbarnes2

    it has a penis…lolz!