Captain and Mrs. Hook's LP of music for Christian pirate children


We have Schadenfreudian Therapy to thank for digitizing this LP of Christian pirate music for children.

This album is chock-full of piping childen’s voices singing about being Christian pirates and long-winded sermons about not spending all your money at the proverbial circus and missing the train to Heavenville and such. The best part is a surly puppet sidekick "Sharkey" who likes to refer to the good Cap’n as “fatso” and is guilty of the eighth and ninth deadly sins of interrupting and backtalking.