Like Knight Rider, But That's No Car


20 Responses to “Like Knight Rider, But That's No Car”

  1. Anonymous says:

    I’m working on a Saturday, you insensitive clod!

  2. Anonymous says:

    I will never cease to be amazed by comments that take more than a hundred words to tell us they decline to comment.

  3. nigelfootpowder says:

    I’m totally mystified by
    comments that are
    fifteen lines long, with a
    Shatner-esque rhythm, and
    terminate with an

    assertion that the
    author has no comment to make.

  4. thermidorthelobster says:

    @9: Presumably she ran out of syllables in her haiku.

  5. emmtee says:

    that was really full of shit!

    Seriously, what is fascinating is that there were a number of people involved in producing this, which means they all agreed that this would be a worthwhile endeavour. Said group of people all thought that this was funny and that other people would enjoy it. Remarkable, really.

  6. EeyoreX says:

    To me, this really looks more like Early Edition – except that the crap comes in a bag instead of beeing delivered in print…

    Anyway, I loled. For realz.

  7. Kimmo says:

    Heh… the idea has pootential, I guess… some pretty funny moments there.

    I reckon you should pitch it to a network executive all deadpan just for laughs.

    You never know, someone might pick it up ; )

  8. Takuan says:

    honestly? just like most television.

  9. dagfooyo says:

    Simplest and most effective way to profit from time travel — remember it should you ever find yourself in Michael’s situation:

    Make a definite plan for tomorrow, to write down the day’s winning powerball numbers on a small piece of paper, tie it inside a condom and swallow it.

  10. Anonymous says:

    I personally thought that was hilarious. Poop jokes never cease to crack me up.

  11. johnny_action says:

    I saw this before breakfast this morning.

    That was not cool.

  12. apoxia says:


    I’m not surprised you didn’t find Friends funny. Actually I’d be surprised if you found anything funny. Your posts are generally so dour I imagine you sitting in full Victorian regalia as you type.

  13. Antinous / Moderator says:

    full Victorian regalia

    Whom do you think the Prince Albert is named for?

  14. Anonymous says:

    #8 I like the way you think. Your low keyed sarcasm and ability to see through society’s b.s. has an insight and wit reminiscent of Oscar Wilde.

  15. Jason Rizos says:

    I normally don’t go in for the ol’ scat gag (spoiler alert) but this is really well crafted, thanks!

  16. Anonymous says:

    Well crafted is about all one could say about that. I give you an “e” for effort.

  17. jonathan_v says:

    You’re right, its NSFW.
    And the internet is getting a kick out of it.

  18. songkran says:

    “Like Night Rider, But That’s No Car”

    I think you mean Knight Rider?

  19. nigelfootpowder says:

    Yeah, maybe Knight Rider, but since it’s a talking colostomy bag, I think Fox News is a more apt comparison

  20. Anonymous says:

    That’s hilarious. Thanks!

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