Photo of the day: Bill Clinton with Kim-Jong Il


37 Responses to “Photo of the day: Bill Clinton with Kim-Jong Il”

  1. faceword says:

    This still makes it look like Clinton is a hostage.

  2. Xopher says:

    WJC looks pretty thin in this pic too. I hope HE hasn’t been sick.

  3. aelfscine says:

    Well, now we know KJ-I is alive, but he sure doesn’t look much more than that.

  4. igpajo says:

    Damn you FatalTourist…stole my line!

  5. Teapunk says:

    The woman on the right side is either on North Koreas Taekwondo-Team or a male bodyguard in costume. Probably both.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Doesn’t everyone look delighted to be there?

  7. Anonymous says:

    Watch out for the Shark tank. Bits of Hans Blix are still floating in there.

  8. mypalmike says:

    I’m glad Clinton’s there instead of Bush.

    Bush couldn’t negotiate terms of release at a massage parlor.

  9. txdesign says:

    Why didnt Hillary go?
    She could have worn a matching pimp suit like Kimmy’s.

  10. KWillets says:

    The prisoners at Yodok are no doubt jumping for joy at their imminent liberation.

  11. Chainring says:

    #21 pimlottc – Thanks. I’m not one to go in for (much less create or propagate) conspiracy theories, but it seemed like every news outlet had the same set of clear pics of Clinton alone and blurry ones with KJI; and, in terms of public relations, I don’t put anything past the DPRK.

    … but KJI does look pretty awful. *shuffle* *shuffle* I mean… he looks awfully good. Lean and strong. He must be exercising. I’ve heard the Dear Leader can lift a train car over his head and rides a circuit around the entire country on his bicycle every day.

  12. Teller says:

    Don’t let him alone with the woman on the far right.

  13. kmoser says:


  14. Anonymous says:

    This and several other pictures of the event look beyond artificial to me. Where did they get those backgrounds, from Linden Labs? And seriously, don’t the persons in these pics have a terrible stiffness to them, of cardboard cutouts? Someone get these guys an instructional DVD for PhotoShop, quick!

  15. Chainring says:

    To be serious for just a moment. Does it strike anyone else that every picture of Clinton’s visit except for the ones taken with KJI are clear while the dear leader pictures look like someone put an extra-large glob of vaseline on the lens? I wonder if this may be because KJI looks like death warmed up and N. Korea is trying to hide it.

  16. Anonymous says:

    Why is everyone so straight face? Is it rude/disrespectful to smile in pictures in N. Korea? The Americans are also straight faced but I’m guessing because the N. Koreans are also.

  17. Anonymous says:

    Look out! There’s a giant wave right behind you!

  18. Anonymous says:

    I heard that this was a fake. Look at the relative size between Clinton and KJI.. The hairlines are the clue when you zoom in.. Totally a bad job of faking this..

  19. benher says:

    They sent Clinton because last time the US sent a woman (Albright) she was too tall to be seen standing next to Kim, requiring the construction of special shoes.

  20. SamSam says:

    @Chainring: or it could be because it’s a still from a video, as this is, which probably explains #16′s suspicions as well.

  21. PixelFish says:

    Looks like every other Kim Jong Il photo:

    I was trying to find the last pic of Kim Jong Il I’d seen but it was this exact backdrop and the exact seating and pretty much the exact same down to the jumpsuits.

  22. PixelFish says:

    I meant to add, that this picture with Clinton was so close to the other picture I saw, I did a double take. Seriously, I’m not sure KJI has moved. Maybe they have a wax figure for formal portraits.

  23. pimlottc says:

    Is there a link to the video anywhere?

  24. Modusoperandi says:

    They’re obviously fake, and it’s not the North Koreans doing the faking. It’s the Americans!
    I know this because Kim is really, like, twenty feet tall and roses grow out of his footsteps. I shit you not.

  25. Anonymous says:

    Why is this man back in the spotlight; and how effective does he think this will be? Korea is not one to schmooze like this…

  26. Anonymous says:

    Why are photos of North Korea always blurry? Or does everything actually look like that in North Korea…

  27. Anonymous says:

    Ho-ly sheepdip. that Kim Jong Il is on a whole nuther level.

  28. Editz says:

    They’ll both be all smiles after they’ve hit the local titty bar.

  29. radishgirl says:

    I’m surprised Kim didn’t ask for some sort of throne-esque platform…he looks extra-super shrimpy compared to Bill.

  30. Xopher says:

    I think KJ-I looks sickly, like unto death. I have to admit that this may be wishful thinking on my part.

  31. Phikus says:

    Bill be Illin’…

  32. Stefan Jones says:

    Regarding the background, they’re into that kitschy shit.

    I guess the DPRK was being kind in not having the photo shot in front of a mural of Great Leader giving on-the-spot direction to ecstatic workers digging a subway tunnel.

  33. fataltourist says:

    Finally, he’s not ronery.

  34. Mojave says:

    What’s with the tsunami painting behind them?

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