Star Wars burlesque show (yes, even Jabba's in here)


28 Responses to “Star Wars burlesque show (yes, even Jabba's in here)”

  1. robulus says:


  2. IronyElemental says:

    Sand People always dance single file to hide their strength and numbers. Only an Imperial Storm Trooper kick-line is so precise.

  3. Dave Faris says:

    This is not the porn you’re looking for.

  4. Random_Tangent says:

    Why, oh why do I find out about these things AFTER they happen.

    Woe is me.

    • vreiner says:

      No worries – they are repeating the show on March 13th. I went, it was fun though not too risque.

    • Pantograph says:

      Yeah you and me both. I guess we’re not cool enough to be in on the S00p3r sekr1t events calendar. Not many of events like these take place here in Europe either.

  5. Raines Cohen says:

    These are not the bananas you’re looking for. Just look at them.

  6. UnnecessaryUmlaut says:

    That’s no moon …

  7. Anonymous says:

    Not as sexy as this storm trooper

  8. Thelocksmith says:

    “you came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought…”

  9. vreiner says:

    The C3PO was the best performer of the bunch, and stayed in her mask and in-character throughout her performance and after until the final curtain-call.

  10. ciacontra says:

    Wait, so the Stormtrooper danced to Front 242′s “Headhunter”? (“I’m looking for this man, to sell him to other men…Lock the target, bait the line, spread the net, then catch the man”)

    Seems like that should have been Boba Fett’s song…Unless of course she got MC Chris’ “Fett’s Vette”.

  11. Mosh says:

    My god…

    I’d give anything to be across the country for one of those shows. Why must I live on the east coast? WHY?!

  12. mermaid says:

    Vader is my friend.

  13. Enormo says:

    But Uncle Owen, I was going to the Tashi station to pick up some condoms!

  14. Anonymous says:

    Do want.

  15. Anonymous says:

    Black Cat Burlesque out of Boston has a nice Star Wars number or at least they did back in 2007 when I shared a stage with them

  16. Anonymous says:

    The Empire is an equal opportunity employer and does not discriminate for gender. You will, however, have to wear tight, sexy corset armor with your clunky helmet.

  17. adamnvillani says:

    What was that Onion article about the ironic porn purchase leading to a non-ironic ejaculation?

  18. Anonymous says:

    I am actually a burlesque performer with a routine to Fette’s Vette, I love that routine.

  19. Anonymous says:

    No Twi’lek?

  20. Nash Rambler says:

    I prefer my boobies jiggled with a minimum of cultural zingers, please.

  21. I less than three mermaids says:

    It’s as if a million nerds suddenly cried out in ecstasy…

  22. Xenu says:

    The closest thing we’ll have to a “furry strip show” link on BB? Let’s hope so.

  23. EscapingTheTrunk says:

    Just me, or does the corset look moulded from white fondant?

    …I’ve seen too many wedding cakes here.

  24. obeyken says:

    Aren’t you a little hot for a stormtrooper?

  25. DarthVain says:

    Obligatory Robot Chicken:

    Give a big Tashi’s welcome to the “Power Converters”!

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