One-eyed cyborg filmmaker seeks woman who desires paintball machine gun prosthetic leg

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15 Responses to “One-eyed cyborg filmmaker seeks woman who desires paintball machine gun prosthetic leg”

  1. jeffbell says:

    That doesn’t look very ergonomic (and I have to say that it reminds me slightly of taking my dog for a walk).

  2. BrotherPower says:

    Amina Munster, your vehicle is waiting.

  3. ryanrafferty says:

    At first glance I read ‘Gum-Ball Machine’… I think that would be a much cooler prosthetic.

  4. Tgg161 says:

    Is the eyeball-cam vaporware? I can’t find any actual videos from inside the guy’s skull, just videos of him running around with a LED in his eye-socket pretending to be Eyeborg.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Is this going to be a remake of the schlock horror film “Machine Girl” where the heroine loses an arm and it is replaced with a machine gun. If so I will be amazed if they can get as many laughs and buckets of blood into the same amount of space.

  6. devophill says:

    Has he asked Lacey Henderson?

  7. Anonymous says:

    1- pursue baddies running on a muddy road.
    2- corner them on a wall.
    3- aim.
    4- shoot.
    5- BANG! (leg explodes).

  8. Anonymous says:

    Irontomflint asks;

    How come I don’t see Bredas’ name posted in the comments? This was made for her!

  9. nanuq says:

    “One-eyed cyborg film maker seeks woman who desires machine-gun prosthetic leg”

    Craigslist was made for romances like this.

  10. Brainspore says:

    That movie was campy fun but actually building one of these that works in real life will require some kind of trigger mechanism. If you have to use your hands to fire the thing it’s a lot less cool, but using any other part of the body could get downright kinky.

    • andygates says:

      A twitch from a relatively unused muscle can do it; or a nerve impulse to a muscle that’s no longer present (like, say, clenching your toes). There’s some processing involved to pull the “fire” signal out of general movement noise, so slap a smartphone into the casing and voila, the iBliterator.

  11. Anonymous says:

    I would amputate my leg for this.

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