Jesus in MRI image


53 Responses to “Jesus in MRI image”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Anyone can tell that’s it’s Chuck Norris dressed like a nun!

  2. Anonymous says:

    i see chewbacca

  3. Anonymous says:

    If you look carefully on the right side you’ll see Jesus’ pet guinea pig wearing a black hat.

  4. Anonymous says:

    I saw a dollar sign in my MRI. For reals! Crisp and clean and clear, not of this fuzzy jesus thing.


  5. LightningRose says:

    Definitely Jerry Garcia. Definitely.

  6. VagabondAstronomer says:

    Odin. Definitely Teutonic.

  7. nosarembo says:

    Also, if you MRI her intestines you’ll see FSM.

  8. Gisburne says:

    You’d think the only two people ever to exist in history (and even that’s debatable) were Mary and Jesus. If it is a real person, it could just as easily be the ghost of Jeremiah Ackenthorpe, a forgotten sewer cleaner from Victorian England, known to his friends as ‘Jerry the Stink’. Or it might be anyone else WITH A FACE. Let’s compare the image with accurate, verifiable images of Jesus shall we? Oh that’s right… etc. The woman is simply ignorant and it’s all wishful thinking. And I’m ranting. Good night!

    PS: Why would Jesus be listening to an iPod Nano, since one is slung round the neck of the person in the image, and the headphones are clearly visible?

  9. Aphelion says:

    I’ll be damned. There are my car keys, too.

  10. macrumpton says:

    I am always baffled by these people that see Jesus in a bread mold or a toilet stain. Since we have no photos or even paintings of Jesus (done while he lived), how do they know who they are seeing? How do they know that it isn’t Satan they are venerating?

    BTW this is my favorite one, Jesus in a dogs butt:

  11. travtastic says:

    I see an MRI image. I don’t care what anyone else thinks.

  12. Anonymous says:

    i sure am getting sick of this whole ‘human brain looking for patterns’ thing

  13. Anonymous says:

    That’s not Jesus; that’s Roddy McDowall in Planet of the Apes.

  14. Mark says:

    Looks like a rhesus monkey to me

  15. groceryliszt says:

    And the black mass to the left of the face looks like a shocked, mouth-agape monkey face.

    Cohrs said what happened while she was having the MRI scan brought her to tears. “I just had this wonderful experience that I was with a shocked, mouth-agape monkey face,” Cohrs said.

    Cohrs said the image is proof that the shocked, mouth-agape monkey face was indeed with her. “I just think it’s amazing,” Cohrs said. “I don’t care what anybody else thinks.”

    • benher says:

      “And the black mass to the left of the face looks like a shocked, mouth-agape monkey face.”

      I just like the inclusion of “Black Mass” in the comments.

  16. Beryllium says:

    Is it worth pointing out that this “jesus” image is just the product of someone extracting the “baby on the knee” from the old photo a few days ago and blending it into the MRI pic?

    Or maybe I just can’t unsee the “baby on the knee” shape. :)

  17. jamiethehutt says:

    Actually it *IS* lupus!

  18. ToMajorTom says:

    Cohrs said. “I don’t care what anybody else thinks.”

    Good thing.

  19. Atvaark says:

    Proof people can see whatever patterns they’re strongly looking for in noisy pictures: I can’t see the slightest bit of Jesus in this. What a relief.

  20. BDiamond says:

    That’s funny. I see Commandant Lassard (George Gaynes) giving Howard Beale’s (Peter Finch) “mad as hell” speech from _Network_.

    Should I call my therapist?

  21. Anonymous says:

    John Pertwee?

    • sapere_aude says:

      @Anon #8: I was thinking along those same lines. At first I thought it looked a bit like the fourth Doctor (Tom Baker); but then I thought maybe it looked more like the third (Pertwee). But the more I looked at it, the less it looked like any one specific Doctor and more like a pastiche of the Doctor: The mop of salt-and-pepper hair, prominent nose and protruding, clean-shaven chin, the turned up collar and something that looks like a cravat or scarf around his neck. Maybe we’re seeing the third Doctor regenerating into the fourth Doctor; or maybe this is a future version of the Doctor. I’m not sure. Nonetheless, it’s clear to me that the only Lord in this image has to be a Time Lord.

      But what’s that figure next to him? Could it be a Cyberman? But it looks more like a snarling ape’s face wearing an ancient armored helmet.

  22. Sork says:

    She’d better hope it isn’t the prophet Mohammed or she’ll be in trouble.

  23. ill lich says:

    “She said she is looking forward to hearing what doctors have to say about her discovery.”

    If the docs say it’s a tumor and has to be removed, then what?

  24. Prufrock451 says:

    It looks more like Dr. Zaius to me.

  25. bob d says:

    A guide to religious pareidolia:
    Step One:
    Can you see anything vaguely resembling a face in the image?
    Yes: see step two.
    No: see step three.

    Step Two: Does the face have any sort of blob around the mouth area?
    Yes: It’s a beard; congratulations, you’ve seen Jesus!
    No: Congratulations, you’ve seen Mary!

    Step Three:
    Does the image have any sort of vaguely symmetrical, oval-shaped blob in it?
    Yes: Congratulations, you’ve seen a robed Mary!
    No: Look again. Go back to step one.

  26. jackdavinci says:

    “Dear Grilled Cheezus, first of all, you are super delicious…”

  27. murray says:

    Where is he? I can only see a monkey.

  28. Shazbot says:

    Can we get a highlighted image? I’m having trouble finding Him.

  29. Anonymous says:

    It’s John Lennon!

  30. Gelfin says:

    “I’m very sorry, Ms. Cohrs, but Jesus is malignant and aggressive, and apparently wants to meet you in person in about six weeks.”

  31. Anonymous says:

    No offense meant, but this really looks like a rhesus monkey to me.

  32. Gary_Joe1972 says:

    How does this goofball -know- it’s jesus? Looks like Slobodan MiloÅ¡ević to me.

  33. Brandon says:

    Any rational person would see that this is obviously the work of the FSM. All hail!

  34. Anonymous says:

    Possibly Vader? If it is genuine, it shows that whether or not airport scanners find terrorists, they might at least find Jesus.

  35. Anonymous says:

    I see a monkey, an ape, a T Rex, a fox, a sheep and a cow, and I see a farmer, a hillbilly, two aliens, a Nazi and a G-Man, but no Jesus. There’s enough there to see whatever you want.

  36. Anonymous says:

    That is *clearly* Liam Gallagher.

  37. Richard Kirk says:

    The only two faces I can see come straight from the Aphex Twin “Come To Daddy” video.

  38. Mim says:

    That’s nothing – I had a brain mri, and one layer revealed a psychedelic panda bear, and the next layer behind it held a slow loris… I’m pretty sure the slow loris keeps the panda in check. Good thing too.

  39. ecobore says:

    Do I see baby Cheeses? Or is that the work of Cod!

  40. Zadaz says:

    If they were Jewish and saw Jesus we might have something.

    Myself I only see Bug-Eyed Earl from the Red Meat comic.

  41. Snakefarmer says:

    What if she’s mistaken and it’s Charles Manson?

  42. says:

    Dude. Thats Susan Atkins! And she’s stabbing a monkey in the back!!! I’m glad that’s not my MRI. That chick is so screwed…

  43. Felton / Moderator says:

    Ah, I think I see the root of the confusion: It’s obviously Lenny Bruce, who was similarly crucified by the authorities of his time.

    • sapere_aude says:

      On a completely off topic note: “The Root of the Confusion” would make a great band name. Psychedelic or prog rock, maybe? Or perhaps new wave?

  44. jwgl23 says:

    I can see Fox McCloud from Star Fox on the right. It’s much more exact than the Jesus image.

  45. avraamov says:

    no. it’s Vangelis.

    surely it’s time to admit that all sightings of jesus are, IN REALITY, Vangelis.

  46. telaquapacky says:

    Nope. Anyone can see it’s Rod Stewart.

  47. Anonymous says:

    Where’s the beard?

  48. tkahvesi says:

    Sorry I don’t know this from firsthand experience – but do you see an image while you’re in an MRI machine? I thought the image just went to the technicians, like in CT scanning.

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