Xeni Jardin at 5:51 pm Sun, Oct 17, 2010
ADVERTISE AT BOING BOING!
Are there that many people illegally copying “Sweating to the Oldies”?
That’s Richard Simmons.
Richard Simmons exercises to the oldies, but Gene Simmons recorded them.
So Gene Simmons is an ignorant asshole. In other news, water is wet.
I, want to sue my fans all day
And get DDOS’d every night
best case scenario is it results in both lulz and tears
That’s a Boolean OR, yes?
Gene – Just because you’re as old as my grandpa doesn’t mean you have to act as utterly clueless as my grandpa.
Big talk for a guy whose son is a plagiarist.
So its a case of 9000 penises against one gigantic dick?
He should have back-traced them.
There’s always a plaintive “All you damn kids git off my lawn!” undertone to such screeds.
wow, he even implies kids that kids that launch DDoS attacks should be prison raped. what a sick fuck.
Gene Simmons wants people who download music to lose their homes and young offenders to get raped in prison. I had no idea that evil clowns could be so evil.
The consequences will never be the same.
Gene Simmons believes that rape and imprisonment and losing all of your possessions is an appropriate punishment for file sharing.
I am so glad my dad threw away my KISS records thirty-two years ago.
Old man yells at cloud.
He just wanted to prove to everyone that he really is too old and senile.
Consequences will never be the same. You dun goofed.
Surely Mr. Simmons could have fixed his website with a roll of duct tape.
Proceed with caution Mr Simmons.
By your own reasoning every clown and mime in the world should be suing you for your makeup.
~You are a slave to your own egotistical hubris.
~You are asleep.
~anonymous has no snooze button; you will be plagued until your futile plight ceases to amuse the nameless hordes.
~~~enjoy your downtime.
Meh, nothing will come of this. Remember the Anonymous vs. Scientology / Tom Cruise a couple years back – that went nowhere. I get the sense that ‘Anonymous’ doesn’t meet the bully out on the playground after school lest the bully bring the teacher. Anonymous seems to make the call when and where and why (and often with absurd parameters) they attack.
Someone hasn’t been reading the news if they think the Anonymous attacks have gone nowhere and done nothing.
Erm, I’m pretty sure that the Scientology thing *did* have an impact. A pretty big one, in fact.
I hope this escalates into an EPIC lulzfest!
Looking back to Anons previous responses to threats it seems like Mr.Simmons website may spend some time in intensive care in the next few weeks.
Meh, nothing will come of this. Remember the Anonymous vs. Scientology / Tom Cruise a couple years back – that went nowhere
-If you believe that this is true
then you don’t understand what happened…lurk more.
Two words: Lars Ulrich.
Yep, ’cause it worked out so well for Metallica!
In unrelated news, the website genesimmons.com is currently inaccessible: http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/genesimmons.com
I guess no one told Gene that your supposed to poke the bear *after* it has been put in the cage.
Pray for lulz.
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