Gene Simmons of KISS vs. Anonymous


30 Responses to “Gene Simmons of KISS vs. Anonymous”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Are there that many people illegally copying “Sweating to the Oldies”?

  2. Smoobly says:

    So Gene Simmons is an ignorant asshole. In other news, water is wet.

  3. Xenu says:

    I, want to sue my fans all day
    And get DDOS’d every night

  4. iamameatpopsicle says:

    best case scenario is it results in both lulz and tears

  5. Shay Guy says:

    That’s a Boolean OR, yes?

  6. MrJM says:

    Gene – Just because you’re as old as my grandpa doesn’t mean you have to act as utterly clueless as my grandpa.

  7. humanresource says:

    So its a case of 9000 penises against one gigantic dick?

  8. iamcantaloupe says:

    He should have back-traced them.

  9. Snig says:

    There’s always a plaintive “All you damn kids git off my lawn!” undertone to such screeds.

  10. Anonymous says:

    wow, he even implies kids that kids that launch DDoS attacks should be prison raped. what a sick fuck.

    • Sef says:

      Gene Simmons wants people who download music to lose their homes and young offenders to get raped in prison. I had no idea that evil clowns could be so evil.

  11. Jay Seven says:

    The consequences will never be the same.

  12. Anonymous says:


    Gene Simmons believes that rape and imprisonment and losing all of your possessions is an appropriate punishment for file sharing.


    I am so glad my dad threw away my KISS records thirty-two years ago.

  13. aldasin says:

    Old man yells at cloud.

  14. chgoliz says:

    He just wanted to prove to everyone that he really is too old and senile.

  15. Grey Devil says:

    Consequences will never be the same. You dun goofed.

  16. Antinous / Moderator says:

    Surely Mr. Simmons could have fixed his website with a roll of duct tape.

  17. Anonymous says:

    Proceed with caution Mr Simmons.
    By your own reasoning every clown and mime in the world should be suing you for your makeup.
    ~You are a slave to your own egotistical hubris.
    ~You are asleep.
    ~anonymous has no snooze button; you will be plagued until your futile plight ceases to amuse the nameless hordes.
    ~~~enjoy your downtime.

  18. oddible says:

    Meh, nothing will come of this. Remember the Anonymous vs. Scientology / Tom Cruise a couple years back – that went nowhere. I get the sense that ‘Anonymous’ doesn’t meet the bully out on the playground after school lest the bully bring the teacher. Anonymous seems to make the call when and where and why (and often with absurd parameters) they attack.

  19. arikol says:

    I hope this escalates into an EPIC lulzfest!

    Looking back to Anons previous responses to threats it seems like Mr.Simmons website may spend some time in intensive care in the next few weeks.

  20. Anonymous says:

    Meh, nothing will come of this. Remember the Anonymous vs. Scientology / Tom Cruise a couple years back – that went nowhere

    -If you believe that this is true
    then you don’t understand what happened…lurk more.

  21. acb says:

    Two words: Lars Ulrich.

  22. funkyderek says:

    In unrelated news, the website is currently inaccessible:

  23. Enormo says:

    I guess no one told Gene that your supposed to poke the bear *after* it has been put in the cage.

    Pray for lulz.

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