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siliconebollock.jpgFinally available at Amazon is this "male testicular exam model," which comes with two free embedded tumors. Spotted by BB readers as a "customers who viewed this also viewed" link from our post concerning $7k speaker cables, the journey continues: customers who viewed this also viewed Inflatable Toast.

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  • chawke

    …I’ve got big balls
    I’ve got big balls
    They’re such big balls
    And they’re dirty big balls
    And he’s got big balls
    And she’s got big balls
    (But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all)

    And my balls are always bouncing
    My ballroom always full…

  • Jason G.

    “My neck thanks you AutoExec! My breasts are very cumbersome, and causes some neck and back pain, especially after being on my feet all night at work. As a professional dancer, it is important I feel my best. And now, on my way home to my trailer out in the woods, I get much needed relief with the Wheelmate Steering Wheel Desk Tray!
    (can you make them in hot pink?)”

    http://www.amazon.com/AutoExec-WM-01-Wheelmate-Steering-Wheel/dp/B000IZGIA8/fb23-20

    • travtastic

      I almost shit myself when I saw the uploaded images.

  • Anonymous

    I just want to know how to hang it off the back of my pickup.

  • Neuron

    I used to know an endocrinologist, an attractive single woman, who carried in her coat pocket a set of wooden ovoids-on-a-string representing testicles of various sizes and labeled with the mass in grams of the testes.

  • SonOfSamSeaborn

    Which inevitably leads to the books The Making of the Atomic Bomb [Paperback] and Uranium: War, Energy and the Rock That Shaped the World [Bargain Price] [Hardcover]. I think the internet just reached its conclusion.

    • Anonymous

      From the ‘Parent Child Testing Product’ it is quite amusing to look at the products other people viewed:

      Fresh whole rabbit: http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G/ref=pd_sbs_t_2

      JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=pd_sbs_t_5

  • Jake0748

    Yeah, yeah… yodeling pickles and squirrel undies are all very well, but that picture above is hurting me. Ow!

  • Anonymous

    I understand that genitalia and any models of them are funny, but there might be a use to this. As a longtime testicle owner I’m often warned of the dreadful ball cancer. Along with these warnings come reminders to test your balls for lumps, but have you ever felt a testicle? They aren’t exactly spherical so I’ve often wondered what the heck these lumps feel like. If I ever found myself so lucky to see one of these I’d give it a TSA pat down.

  • caipirina

    finally, the perfect xmas gift!

  • Anonymous

    Because, ya know, testicular cancer is just so very amusing…. at least to a twelve year old boy. :(

  • MrJM

    DIY TSA?

  • spiderman0521

    Reminds me of the “Ow My Balls!” show from Idiocracy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_4jrMwvZ2A

    They must have used these fakies as stunt doubles.

  • Anonymous

    Now if we did train the TSA agents to also detect testicular tumours, then they might actually do some good.

  • Chong

    Definitely worth noting that the Inflatable Toast leads on to Squirrel Underpants.
    http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Squirrel-Underpants/dp/B001NQE3F8/ref=pd_sim_t_3_img

    • thecheat

      That leads to a yodeling pickle. A novelty yodeling pickle… there must be some legal safety language to prevent someone from assuming this was a real yodeling pickle.

      http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-11761-Novelty-Yodeling-Pickle/dp/B0010VS078/ref=pd_sim_t_1

      • TheAntipodean

        … and also leads on to a parent-child testing monster thingy http://www.amazon.com/Parent-Child-Testing-Product-Pack/dp/B002A6HXL6/ref=pd_sbs_t_6
        Frankly, this is the most fun I’ve ever had on Amazon.

      • Lobster

        1 Star – Not really pickle, not really yodeling, DO NOT BUY!!!!!!1

  • Anonymous

    ohh, this would be so perfect if it also came with a blindfold.

  • Anonymous

    There’s a lesson in this for everyone: Check your balls.