USA Today masturbatory infographic

 Uploads 2011 07 110706Usatodayweathersnapshot02 This excellent info-graphic appeared in last Friday's USA Today. Vann Hall, who forwarded it to me, had the perfect caption: "Sun stroke?"


  1. OMG there is no way that is an accident. Some one must be laughing themselves to death at USA Today!

    1. My thoughts too. You have to me the most oblivious human ever to miss this. Hilarious.

  2. Danger, that thing is going to blow!

    I think I need those markings tattooed on my member.

    1. All thos pesky markings. I have mine tattooed with “Welcome to Southern Maryland, Have a Nice day”

  3. The worst/best part is that the arm and hand add absolutely nothing to that graphic. It started ugly and was made hideous through that addition. Hideously hilarious, that is!

  4. It is actually quite possible it was unintentional. We’ve had graphics designed at the company I work for that were much more suggestive than this, and it had to be explained to the artist that there was something “wrong” with what they had done. Usually this happens between everyone else snickering and the graphic actually getting published though… :)

  5. Careful, keep an eye on the sun’s face as you work… you don’t want to blow your load early and earn a ROTTEN rating on the PETER METER.

  6. I’m so happy this one made it out of the submitorator. Almost as happy as that thermometer!

  7. With all the wet weather here in the NE, it’s not so big a worry today. But sun stroke can really beat you down if your not careful. This summer, remember to pace yourself, slow and steady wins the race.

  8. So, we’ve had lunar porn, and now solar porn. To make the set, can we please have some graphics of interstellar probes penetrating the heliosheath or plunging deep into Uranus?

  9. Weather is HOT, baby. The HLN weather dude was cracking me up this morning. @ 730 cst he made space launch weather sound like this infographic looks.

  10. This pretty much screams “summer intern” to me. Also, while we’re criticizing this, why is the SUN wearing SUNGLASSES? The sun isn’t looking at the sun. I see this all the time – baffling.

  11. The sunglasses are the best part. That’s how you know he’s a cool dude just letting it all hang out.

  12. It’s hot and heavy out there today. Let’s hope this systems blows over soon.
    God, my innuendo skills are lacking.

  13. I’ll be the first to point out the ever-accommodating sun is blowing on the uh… base of the thermometer – that tickles.

  14. I can tell this was designed by comity and drawn by an over worked artist with a sense of humor.

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