USA Today masturbatory infographic


46 Responses to “USA Today masturbatory infographic”

  1. dMc says:

    The sunglasses are the best part. That’s how you know he’s a cool dude just letting it all hang out.

  2. Anonymous says:

    i keep wondering what came after that, or, rather, who?

  3. gman says:

    The sun’s not wearing dark glasses because it’s bright out, he’s gone blind.

  4. Anonymous says:

    I guess that means NASA is the king of money shots: (SFW unless you’re a star)

  5. nate_freewheel says:

    Yeah, don’t piss off your graphic design team…

  6. IronEdithKidd says:

    I’m so happy this one made it out of the submitorator. Almost as happy as that thermometer!

  7. Anonymous says:

    With all the wet weather here in the NE, it’s not so big a worry today. But sun stroke can really beat you down if your not careful. This summer, remember to pace yourself, slow and steady wins the race.

  8. semiotix says:

    Definitely sexual. Debatably masturbatory!

  9. Anonymous says:

    :O Lisa Simpson!

  10. DoctressJulia says:

    I’m only commenting because when I read this it had 34 comments. Heehee!

  11. Aargh-a-Knot says:

    Now THAT is how you “beat the heat”…

  12. daen says:

    So, we’ve had lunar porn, and now solar porn. To make the set, can we please have some graphics of interstellar probes penetrating the heliosheath or plunging deep into Uranus?

  13. Anonymous says:

    I hope he’s using at least SPF40.

  14. Tau'ma says:

    ♫ Heat Wave ♫
    ♫ Ain’t No Sunshine ♫

  15. Anonymous says:

    That’s a handy infographic.

  16. Trent Hawkins says:

    I can tell this was designed by comity and drawn by an over worked artist with a sense of humor.

  17. Anonymous says:

    “Here Comes The Sun” suddenly has a whole new meaning.

  18. blueelm says:

    OMG there is no way that is an accident. Some one must be laughing themselves to death at USA Today!

  19. Isaac says:

    @OldBrownSquirrel: It does give new meaning to the term “chartjunk”.

  20. Anonymous says:

    Weather is HOT, baby. The HLN weather dude was cracking me up this morning. @ 730 cst he made space launch weather sound like this infographic looks.

  21. irksome says:

    “It’s raining men..!”

  22. Cydonia says:

    It’s hot and heavy out there today. Let’s hope this systems blows over soon.
    God, my innuendo skills are lacking.

  23. Anonymous says:

    Danger, that thing is going to blow!

    I think I need those markings tattooed on my member.

  24. Anonymous says:

    A good old fashioned is perfect in any weather

  25. jphilby says:

    Here comes the Sun; I say it’s alright.

  26. irksome says:

    And don’t forget the lotion.

  27. dculberson says:

    The worst/best part is that the arm and hand add absolutely nothing to that graphic. It started ugly and was made hideous through that addition. Hideously hilarious, that is!

  28. OldBrownSquirrel says:

    Infographics make me think of Edward Tufte, which reminds me of this related but totally SFW image.

  29. wolfwitch says:

    It is actually quite possible it was unintentional. We’ve had graphics designed at the company I work for that were much more suggestive than this, and it had to be explained to the artist that there was something “wrong” with what they had done. Usually this happens between everyone else snickering and the graphic actually getting published though… :)

  30. jenjen says:

    This pretty much screams “summer intern” to me. Also, while we’re criticizing this, why is the SUN wearing SUNGLASSES? The sun isn’t looking at the sun. I see this all the time – baffling.

  31. Twist of Lime says:

    White, puffy clouds will soon ejaculate into the atmosphere.

  32. facetedjewel says:

    Loosen up your gorilla grip there, Mr. Sun…and use some lube.

  33. wgmleslie says:

    “Up for the Down Stroke”

  34. OldBrownSquirrel says:

    Ah, my mistake. That image had been posted already. Then, after the suggestion that this was inadvertent, I was reminded of this.

  35. Anonymous says:

    This infographic remind me of Frankie Goes to Hollywood Logo

  36. narddogz says:

    Careful, keep an eye on the sun’s face as you work… you don’t want to blow your load early and earn a ROTTEN rating on the PETER METER.

  37. Earth Man says:

    That’s one way to beat the heat.

  38. konshuss says:

    I’ll be the first to point out the ever-accommodating sun is blowing on the uh… base of the thermometer – that tickles.

  39. rebeccak215 says:

    best. infographic. ever.

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