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Cory Doctorow at 5:35 am Mon, Sep 12, 2011

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On Threadless, up for vote: MaxiGlob's "Dr Jones Phobia" spider-infested tee design, inspired by Raiders of the Lost Ark.

dr Jones phobia by maxiglob (via Super Punch)

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  • http://ae4rv.com/ royaltrux

    Sponsor Shout-Out?

    • dculberson

      royaltrux, You’re sponsored?  Nice.

  • bobtato

    It would really bother me if someone wore this shirt in my presence.

  • Genius Musings

    Your Honor, I had no choice but to beat him to a bloody pulp. He was covered in spiders.

    • Felton / Moderator

      Better covered in tarantulas than covered in bees.

      • Lobster

        How about tarantulas that are covered in bees?

        I’d like the shirt better if the spiders were smaller.  More realistic that way.

        • Antinous / Moderator

          How about tarantulas that are covered in bees?

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarantula_hawk

          • http://twitter.com/blindeschildpad Blinde Schildpad

            No, that’s the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

          • Mister44

            Mother Nature can be one scary bitch!

          • Antinous / Moderator

            Tarantula hawks are actually pretty harmless and quite beautiful. They’re curious and will follow you around, but they’re not normally aggressive. If you do manage to get yourself stung, they have the most painful sting of anything in the Western hemisphere, and apparently you’ll writhe around on the ground shrieking for ten minutes.

            And…their size is based on the size of the tarantula that incubated them.

          • Lobster

            Tell a tarantula they’re pretty harmless.  Just tell them quickly, before that wasp goes all ALIEN on them.

          • Mister44

            Beautiful? You’re one of those dirty arthropod lovers!

    • bobtato

      The spider panic defence?

  • http://www.facebook.com/graham.g.martin Graham Martin

    Maybe I am forgetting something, but isn’t Dr. Jones’ Phobia focused on snakes?   “Snakes.   Why did it have to be snakes?”

    • mat catastrophe

       And for Professor Jones, Senior it was rats. So I don’t know what they accidentally the whole 40 cakes.

    • rrh

      Ask Alfred Molina.

    • Felton / Moderator

      “Asps.  Very dangerous.  You go first.”

  • Daneel

    Delbert McClintock, infestation management. Always nice to meet a colleague.

  • Guest

    More like a DT-shirt

  • Wordguy

    Satipo didn’t like spiders. Dr Jones doesn’t like snakes.

  • http://twitter.com/Answerthissong Answer this song

    You should go and see Maxime’s Blog, this guy is doing all kind of crazy geeky stuff. 
    http://maximepecourt.blogspot.com/ The crocheted selfportrait is quite amazing. http://maximepecourt.blogspot.com/2011/01/cest-moi.html

  • Snig

    They should make it with an especially itchy label, for full effect. 

    • Guest

      and in weird locations, not just the collar. I likey.

  • El Stinko

    I did a Halloween costume a couple years ago where I stuck about 20 black plastic spiders to my torso and head. It took me about 30 minutes to put together. I was completely freaking people out. Some people couldn’t even talk to me. Eventually I took the spiders off my head just so I could join the party without people freaking out.

    Why not post a picture? http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1114555/4067136594_8fa7993253_b.jpg

  • jinkeys26

    oooh perfect passive-agressive christmas gift!

  • planettom

    It should be Doctor Octopus’s phobia.

    Did you see what I did there?

  • jeligula

    Indiana Jones was not afraid of spiders.  It was snakes, from back when he was very young and hustling away from bad guys on a moving circus train and broke through the ceiling of the snake car.  Having said that, I love spiders and would have a nice Mexican red knee already, but I cannot control the temperature and humidity in my house worth a damn.  I am going to buy this shirt, you bet.

    Hey WordPress: thanks for being the browser police.  I haven’t updated to Firefox 6 point whatever because it doesn’t work with my anti-virus plug ins.  Updating would actually be a worse security move than keeping version 5.  But thanks for telling me that my browser is out of date every time I sign in to leave a comment here.  Really appreciate it.  Especially since Firefox is now putting out a new version every few weeks.  Your diligence is exemplary.

  • Erin

    no no no no no… just NO. I would probably hit someone for wearing  that. It wouldn’t be on purpose - just reflex. I once climbed my roommate’s boyfriend when i saw a Huntsman while living in Australia. Just no. EEEEEEKKKKKKK.