Herman Cain sings Lennon classic "Imagine There's No Pizza"

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23 Responses to “Herman Cain sings Lennon classic "Imagine There's No Pizza"”

  1. Timothy Krause says:

    Pizza: the one thing wingnuts like Cain and the OWS protestors can agree upon!

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/33498942@N04/6186920999/

  2. Cicada Mania says:

    I’m glad to see Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim are running his campaign.

  3. jnordb says:

    A world without pizza is a world I don’t want to live in.

  4. Matthew says:

    I think we know where he got the 9-9-9 plan from – get a pizza for $9.99!  I’d like a singing president, so I think I’ll vote for this guy!!!!!

  5. Brainspore says:

    His Lennon tribute was far more tasteful than his 9/11 tribute.

  6. lknope says:

    “Imagine there’s no Herman Cain”

  7. djfrantz says:

    I imagined no pizza the few times I ate at our Godfather’s, which eventually closed.

  8. devophill says:

    Apply the Wadsworth Constant. Better yet, skip it entirely.

  9. R. Scott LaMorte says:

    Apparently he can’t imagine a world without religion, war, and so on.

  10. e smith says:

    Somehow an American  president that made a fortune making shit pizza is… oddly appropriate.
    See, it’s like a whole bunch of different toppings (people) thrown togeather that should make a delicious end product but really just sucks. 

  11. Romeo Vitelli says:

    Is he sure he wants to admit knowing who John Lennon was?  Imagine what his supporters will say!

  12. millie fink says:

    I think it was Hemingway who said to F. Scott, “Those singing Republicans, they’re different from you and me.”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woLQI8X2R6Y

  13. Mister44 says:

    It’s nice to see a politician with a sense of humor.

  14. bfarn says:

    Well if nobody else is gonna come forward and say they just threw up a little in their mouths hearing that, I guess I’ll have to be the first.

  15. bfarn says:

    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit from hearing that.

  16. anharmyenone says:

    Those are some pretty gangsters’ molls.

    Here are the lyrics:

    Imagine there’s no pizza
    I couldn’t if I tried
    Eating only tacos
    Or Kentucky Fried
    Imagine only burgers
    It’s frightening and sad

    You’re lucky you have pizza
    To feed for kids for you
    Only frosting or cookies
    And no dishes you must do
    Imagine eating pizza
    Each and every day

    You may say that it’s junk food
    But to me it’s so much more
    It gives my life its meaning
    And it makes a lot of dough

    Imagine mozzarella
    Anchovies on the side
    And maybe, pepperoni
    Rounds out your pizza pie
    Imagine getting pizza
    Delivered to your door

    You don’t have to give up now
    On my skateboard I will go
    I’ll be back in 30 minutes
    I just bought Dominoes

    All I am saying
    Is give pizza a chance
    All I am saying
    Give pizza a chance!
    All I am saying
    Is give pizza a chance

  17. Lhasaluck says:

    Thanks for the lyrics. Herman Cain won’t sing for me.

  18. skyhawk1 says:

    All he is saying, is give his slice a chance.

  19. George Ford says:

    His voice is so bad he reminds me of Bill Murray doing his lounge lizard act on Saturday Night Live.  All Herman needs is a crushed velour jacket.

  20. teufelsdrochk says:

    I actually like Cain. I like people who view business as something you create, grow, and nurture. I think he’s quite right that the difference between him and Romney is that Romney is a ‘Wall Street CEO’….

    …and it’s just almost possible that he DOES understand that being pro-business and pro-corporation  are so far from being the same thing they’re almost opposites.

    What I want to know is, what’s he in this for? Is he trying for a VP spot? Is he going to turn Paul/Perot at the last moment and be in the race to shift it towards a worthy goal? What’s the angle?

    BTW, when asked for people he admired, he named JOHN BOLTON and HENRY KISSINGER.

    Hitch on kissinger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xghrs_N4Vuo

  21. Mister44 says:

    Some one told me he has a paid theme song that is sort of Shaft-esque. Has anyone heard this or know where it’s at, or does my friend need to stop watching Frontline stoned.

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