By Cory Doctorow at 5:56 pm Mon, Nov 21, 2011
Etsy seller brookish7 makes these pizza-slice sleeping bags (with veggie pillows) to order, at $300 a slice.
Wait just the pillows are vegetables? I thought the whole thing was meant to be a vegetable or have I gotten confused somewhere?
Is that a mushroom, or is she excited to see me??
The revolution *will* have pizza!
The description says “with veggie pillows”, but the US congress says the pizza is a veggie too!(congressional idiots)
First Congress declared her a vegetable.
Then Jeb Bush filed an executive order to keep her on life support.
It all kind of went downhill quickly from there…
If you turn the sleeping bag inside out it becomes a calzone.
So AWESOME! I really want one of those. Even though I don’t need it for anything ever
Can I get a Hawaiian slice?
Hurray for Vegan Pizza Sleeping Bag!
Wow, that’s $300 worth of no leg room.
You want the Sicilian variety.
Wow, that’s $300 worth of extra shoulder room.
I won’t hear a word of complaint about the price. It is very reasonable.
Yeah, it seems completely reasonable that a person working for minimum wage would have to spend his or her entire week’s wages on it.
OK two points:
1. You totally need to click on my comment and see where I was going with that.
2. That said, if you are on minimum wage you are probably going to have to make your own novelty oversize food themed bedding, those are the sort of hard times we are living in.
OK, I did need to click on your comment to see where you were going with that.
And sorry about being catty. I’ve just been paying my bills, (I’m a teacher, so I make close to minimum wage) and the sleeping bag seemed so, I don’t know, precious.
I sure as hell can’t afford it, but I can at least imagine that someone might. My Dad was a teacher, its a great profession, thanks for your service!
it is, but then again, so is ice cream, or whatever it is you like. :) Teach on.
meow meow meow meow.
Don’t sleep in Troll or Giant territory with that.
Am I the only one who immediately thought of that post a couple days ago with the woman who covered herself in food to get closer to raccoons?
Adds a whole new layer to the idea of food porn.
so want that .. but I doubt they ship to Addis Ababa .. or it will never get here, because customs will think this is actual FOOD. @google-ba62aef88a17844cd703db7dbe3fe648:disqus : Good point … I guess my 6’2″ frame will have a bit of trouble in there …
But how cool is this? Please also make pepperoni slices and pineapple chunks and lumps of Italian sausage pillows
Ok, am I the only one who pictured a whole sleeping pizza of occupy protesters in Liberty Square?
A manly man don’t want it piled high with vegetables!
Where’d the cheese go?
i was going to cast a vaguley filthy innuendo about ‘stuffed crust’, but its too early and i love you all too much.
Oh wait…wait…I know a joke about that…um, how does it go again…Um, the Dalai Lama…oh shit, hang on, that’s not it…bugger…um…a zen buddhist priest walks into a novely pizza sleeping bag factory and says “Make me one with everything!”
I bet washing this thing ain’t easy.
mmm… more delicious vegetable shaped sleeping apparatus. YAY CONGRESS UR AWESOME!!
Great idea beautifully executed. The veggie pillows propel it into its own class of awesomeness.
And for just a second there I thought we were going to have an Etsy product thread without complaints about the price. So close!
I need to see a picture of a whole pie, with sleeping pretty ladies. Do it.
Just think how much more appetizing you’ll look to the bears!
No mention about the temperature rating. Is it four seasons?
No no, not four seasons, four cheeses! Ah ha! Ha! Heh. Hmm.
Sorry, couldn’t help myself. Looks to be a “car-camp, sleepover” type bag, at best. Also, for $300, I be wantin’ me some pepperoni.
Wait. No cheese AND no leg room? I’ll pass.
I just had a thought.
Do you guys have the ‘5 a day’ thing over in the US? By ‘you guys’ I of course mean any Americans that may be reading this.
Because I’m totally up for eating a load of Pizza every day to hit my 5 a day. Considering that last week even the vegetables on a pizza didn’t count as one of my ‘5 a day’ it’s fun to now think that pizza itself can count as one.
Seriously though, do you recon that congress knows that the whole world is simultaneously laughing and shaking their head at America? It’s the American’s I feel most sorry for, firstly because the next generation of children will die before they’re not children anymore, and secondly because the guys in charge of your country are even more batshit crazy than ours (and I live in the UK, we’ve got Boris!).
Seriously though, do you recon that congress knows that the whole world is simultaneously laughing and shaking their head at America?
I think some of them are vaguely aware that there are other countries.
Yep – Puerto Rico, Cuba, the Soviet Union, China, Alaska, Hawaii, Mexico, … ah New Mexico? The Bahamas, Iraq, Afghanistan, er Iran (can we mention that?), Israel! Yes, Israel, note to self, … Germany, France, England, Ireland, Italy … London? Texas!! Key West, The Bahamas of course, Turkey! How could I forget! It’s nearly Thanksgiving!
D.C.? Japan … the Pacific … Honolulu … Easter Island … the USSR (did I say that yet?) … Marlborough … Colombia (snort!) …
How many is that?
Heehee! I’ve found this tutorial to be very helpful.
that’s THE Iraq. Jeez.
Can I get a meatlovers deluxe with doublestuffed crust?
This comes out just when I’ve convinced my kids the Hungry Giant isn’t real?
No comments yet about the crazy dreams that come from sleeping while on ‘shrooms?
Cold press coffee means you never have to wait for the water to boil to be functional in the morning.
Want. Not sure WHY, but I DO. I also love her Stuffed Potato Bean Bag Thingy with a Pat of Butter Pillow. Maybe my rewart to myself for getting off of my ass and finally moving my apartment will be one of these for TV watching.
I wonder if she’ll do custom pillows for the pizza?
Reminds me of my Home Ec sewing project in 7th grade–I made a “burger” set of throw pillows (bun and meat velcrod together, meat had felt onions/cheese/ketchup) and a side of felt fries.
But this is so much cooler.
Nobody has mentioned Claes Oldenburg yet, which surprises me. This is like a Claes Oldesnburg consumer product.
“I never had a problem with inter-racial dating, but it wasn’t until I met Broccoli that the world of inter-kingdom dating opened up to me!”
Well, me and Broccoli got married/we got 6 mushrooms and we’re doin’ just fine/way down in pizza-sleeping-bag-land!
this is cute, where in the hell u came up with this idea, smart.
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