Space-age Lestoil ad


32 Responses to “Space-age Lestoil ad”

  1. monopole says:

    Newt’s 4th wife!

  2. SedanChair says:

    In the future, women will be doing the same shit…on the moon! 

  3. irksome says:

    Toxic stuff if she has to suit-up.

  4. zarray says:

    Tvtropes uses that image as a visual definition of zeerust

    Anyways I thought it looks like a concept for women Muslims IN SPACE

  5. voiceinthedistance says:

    Shouldn’t she be wearing heavy gloves when she handles that stuff?  It already seems to be doing unpleasant things to her fingernails.

  6. Frank Diekman says:

    I didn’t realize the moon was so dirty.

    • L_Mariachi says:

      You’d be surprised.

      Fine as flour and rough as sandpaper, Moon dust caused ‘lunar hay fever,’ problems with space suits, and dust storms in the crew cabin upon returning to space. 
      During the Apollo 17 mission, for example, crewmembers Harrison “Jack” Schmitt and Gene Cernan had trouble moving their arms during moonwalks because dust had gummed up the joints. “The dust was so abrasive that it actually wore through three layers of Kevlar-like material on Jack’s boot,” Taylor says.

  7. gsmphoto says:

    She will not be doing floors at Moonbase Newt… he’ll use school children for that.

  8. mtdna says:

    In space, no one can hear you scr^?^?^? clean…

  9. Mister44 says:

    Pfft – so silly.  The moon will be cleaned by what ever cheap minority labor we can exploit. Gah.

  10. Mace Ojala says:

    I’ve no clue what Lestoil is or does, but boy did the designers get their lines right in the ’60s!

    • voiceinthedistance says:

      As a matter of fact, Lestoil is great for sanitizing a wife’s feminine bits, to make her more pleasing to her man after reentry (that’s astronaut speak, FWIW).

  11. Greg Webster says:

    If that’s her space suit, she’s going to get sucked out of her arm holes.

  12. hypersomniac says:

    Futuristic sexism

  13. awjt says:

    I love those old brand names: “Less Toil.”  So super freakin’ sweet!

    The white bindi is pretty freakin sweet too.

  14. BarBarSeven says:

    I’m glad that in the future Lestoil is so toxic one needs to wear an EVA suit to use it.

  15. Taniwha says:

    I believe lestoil is a futuristic form of burka oil

  16. MaxFrancardi says:

    I’m so glad we’re not in the future yet

  17. Keith Benoit says:

    Frickin’ Lana Del Rey. She’s everywhere!

  18. Rtarara says:

    Lestoil is hard to find anymore and it’s a shame. That stuff is an AWESOME cleaner. Way to drop the ball America. We have to have a dirty moon now.

  19. Chicago_SC says:

    This ad is how Newt sees the world; on the moon and women cleaning it.

Leave a Reply