Following rumors that his cat had run away from home, Russian president Dmitry Medvedev reassured Twitter, the nation and the world that Dorofei is safe. This is not Dorofei's first scrape; he once lost a fight with neighbor and former president Mikhail Gorbachev's cat. [Reuters]

  • jahxman

    In modern day Russia, lost cat finds YOU…
    …oh never mind…

  • joeposts

    whew!

    • oasisob1

       How do you LOL in Russian? ЛОЛ?

  • Ashen Victor

    It is safe now? Yes? Wow, now I can sleep again!

  • http://www.aarongilliland.com/ Aaron Gilliland

    We all know that Dorofei is just a puppet run by Putin’s cat.

  • http://shadowfirebird.tumblr.com shadowfirebird

    I was expecting an article on how the Russian premier stores his felines in a vault…

    • oasisob1

      We all hoped for this.

  • Gemma

    I was expecting a story about Medvedev storing his cat in a safe. Should I be relieved or disappointed?

  • info

    In Russia, cat is both lost and found until you ask.

  • http://pileofnearmisses.tumblr.com pileofnearmisses

    I will transmit this information to Vladimir.

  • Antinous / Moderator

    Run away?  He was lured away by a US satellite-based laser pointer.