Man OK after 4" nail to heart

Barbara Goldberg writes: "A New Jersey man who survived accidentally shooting a 4-inch (10-cm) nail into his heart while trying to clear a jammed nail gun said on Friday he feels like he won the lottery."


  1. He felt like he won the lottery and, much like the more conventional lottery, I feel like I’ve won simply by not buying a ticket.

  2. “What’d you do on the weekend, dude?”
    “I got nailed.”

    Also, HIS NAME IS DENNIS HENNIS.  Clearly, nobody followed the link.

  3.  Must have been an home user. A professional user would have disconnected the air line before dicking around with that sort of thing. I’ll bet he would rather have been at work than at home on Friday.

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