By Rob Beschizza at 7:57 am Mon, Apr 9, 2012
Shot through the heart,
And you’re to blame
Darling, you give power tools
A bad name.
Curses! Oh well. I guess it was too obvious.
Cupid has upgraded his weaponry.
He felt like he won the lottery and, much like the more conventional lottery, I feel like I’ve won simply by not buying a ticket.
And to think he almost won a Darwin Award…
“What’d you do on the weekend, dude?”
“I got nailed.”
Also, HIS NAME IS DENNIS HENNIS. Clearly, nobody followed the link.
Must have been an home user. A professional user would have disconnected the air line before dicking around with that sort of thing. I’ll bet he would rather have been at work than at home on Friday.
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