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Excerpt from Rapture of the Nerds, Charlie Stross's and my comic novel of the Singularity

Cory Doctorow at 7:42 am Thu, Jun 14, 2012

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Suicide Girls has published an excerpt from Rapture of the Nerds, the novel Charlie Stross and I wrote, which will come out in September. Charlie and I will be touring the book together briefly after Labor Day. The details are still being settled, but there's going to be some very exciting stops!

Rapture is the novel-length version of the two novellas Charlie and I wrote, Jury Service and Appeals Court. For this volume, we re-wrote those two, and added a long third section, Parole Board, from which the Suicide Girls excerpt is drawn. It's a comic novel of the Singularity, party mash-note to technophilia and part indictment. As the title suggests, we're both a little ambivalent on the idea of machine transcendence.

Of course, the sim is far too realistic. A virtual champagne bath should somehow manage to keep the champagne drinking-temp cold while still feeling warm to the touch. And it shouldn’t be sticky and hot and flat; it should feel like champagne does when it hits your tongue—icy and bubbly and fizzy. And when Huw’s nonbladder feels uncomfortably full and relaxed in the hot liquid and she lets a surreptitious stream loose, it should be magicked away, not instantly blended in with the vintage Veuve to make an instant tubworth of piss-mimosa.

This is what comes of having too much compute-time at one’s disposal, Huw seethes. In constraint, there is discipline, the need to choose how much reality you’re going to import and model. Sitting on an Io’s worth of computronium has freed the Galactic Authority—and isn’t that an unimaginative corker of a name? — from having to choose. And with her own self simulated as hot and wide as she can be bothered with, she can feel every unpleasant sensation, each individual sticky bubble, each droplet clinging to her body as she hops out of the tub and into the six-jet steam-shower for a top-to-bottom rinse, and then grabs a towel —every fiber slightly stiff and plasticky, as if fresh out of the wrapper and never properly laundered to relax the fibers—and dries off. She discovers that she is hyperaware, hyperalert, feeling every grain of not-dust in the not-air individually as it collides with her not-skin.

An Excerpt From The Final Rapturous Installment Of Cory Doctorow And Charles Stross’ Rapture of The Nerds

I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called Homeland (it's the sequel to Little Brother). More books: Rapture of the Nerds (a novel, with Charlie Stross); With a Little Help (short stories); and The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (novella and nonfic). I speak all over the place and I tweet and tumble, too.

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  • Brandon F

    Well that was interesting. 

    It addresses to the main issue I have with the Singularity — if we ever had all that computing power what would we even do with it?  Immortal beings of pure thought interacting with flesh and blood humans from the pure thought perspective — I don’t think that fiction can address that in a way that is still comprehensible.

  • Anne Noise

    Looking forward to reading this much much.  Two of my favorite specfic/SF authors teaming up!

  • http://www.paradea.org/notes/ Teirhan

    peeing into the champagne jacuzzi?  way to keep it classy, posthuman existence.

  • Andrew Dalke

    Since Huw orders the pool to appear, why can’t she order the changes to meet her preferences? For that matter, since the Burj can run Huw-instances to optimize towards the types of video she would like to watch, why can’t the Burj use the same technique to figure out how she wants the champagne hot tub to work? Unless, perhaps, the hotel determined that hyper-real is the type of environment she’s most comfortable in, so she can enjoy her misanthropy?