Michael Bay's Wizard of Oz

As requested in the thread concerning Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles. You're welcome.

• [Siouxfire ★]

  The Lion is ferocious (montage of claws, roars, leaping lions)
  The Tin Man is metal (montage of ironworks building him with Black Sabbath)
  The Scarecrow is scary (montage of Freddy-like claws, Scarecrow turning to face us)
  Led by Dorothy Gale who moves… like a storm
  (cut to remainder of trailer with Dorothy doing kung-fu against evil trees, flying monkeys, etc)

  • [Halloween_Jack]

     I totally want to see this. Megan Fox is Dorothy Gale! Toto is a pit bull! Meryl Streep is Elphaba! Malcolm McDowell is the Wizard! There’s no place like home… unless you blow it the fuck up! Kansas will never be the same.

    • [EH]

      “This isn’t your Auntie’s Kansas anymore!”

• [fuzzyfuzzyfungus]

  Michael Bay’s Wizard of Oz:
  No Heart. No Brain. No Courage; But did we mention the naive midwestern brunette?

• [Terry Sunderland]

  Lions.
  Tigers.
  Bears.
  Oh
  my…

• [Mister44]

  *Content enjoyed more if you lack half a brain.

• [Felton / Moderator]

  Shit just got real, Toto.

• [malindrome]

  Wicked Witch: [cocks shotgun] How about a little fire, scarecrow?

  • [Halloween_Jack]

    Her broom turns into a flamethrower.

    • [Antinous / Moderator]

      When I originally mentioned this idea, I was imagining the Scarecrow, the Tin Man and the Lion strapping on their SWAT gear before they stormed the witch’s castle.

• [B E Pratt]

  Damn! You just scared the holy crap out of me! Thank God, it was only a dream….

  • [ldobe]

     But I was there….

• [fergus1948]

  BBC film critic Mark Kermode is famous in the UK for despising Michael Bay movies and 3D cinema in general. His rants are nationally celebrated and no-one makes him rant more than Michael Bay. Review of Transformers: Dark of the Moon below; longish but funny and well worth a listen as you can actually see him getting more and more outraged as he warms to his task.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwkL53bH0PI

• [EarthtoGeoff]

  “…But what I do have are a very particular pair of slippers; slippers I have acquired on a very yellow brick road. Slippers that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me go to the wizard now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will melt you.”

• [Dan Hibiki]

   Micheal Bay should do a Zardoz reboot

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOROvO2fxTc

• [masterdebater]

  Don’t forget scenes from Transformers, Pearl Harbor and The Island. Bay loves to recycle.

• [teapot]

  Whoever shooped the title graphic: learn to use [refine edge]!

• [chellberty]

  I prefer the remake by Stanley Kubrick.

  http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b228/PatCheSDeVile/4chan/1200912924978.jpg