By Rob Beschizza at 5:32 pm Tue, Jul 17, 2012
When the eggs become self-aware, that is when they become most dangerous.
That’s how one becomes vegan.
you got to say “pareidolia”… best word ever.
If you ask me, best reddit ever too.
can i get an order of french fries with that ?? or , bettter yet , home fries ??
They’re just sad that they weren’t scrambled.
LOOK INTO MY EYES! (let me just get ‘The yolks on you.’ out of the way, too.)
This image should be animated. If not,
whoa!!!! and my inner voice automatically made a “ber ber ber ber ber” sound… i need sleep
Let’s just call them “the phenomena”.
I’d be dismayed too!
Non-stick pan and NO BUTTER!
Does anyone remember Mr. Bill? Oh no!
I just can’t get over how perfect it is that the “mouth” yolk is frowning because clearly he was trying to fry all of the eggs with yolk intact. I know when I am making breakfast I make a very similar face when I am trying to get my gooey-fried egg on.
Apparently Jesus was too busy appearing on a piece of French toast in Encino to show up.
…….if chickens ever picket abortion clinics, this is the picture they will hand out.
Alas, poor Yolkrick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite
jest, of most excellent fancy.
Some egg is rotten in the state of Denmark.
“Eggsellent fancy! Eggsellent fancy!”
Do I have to do everything around here?!?!
And thus my Blonde-ness art betrayed.
The memory be green eggs and ham.
If only there were some way to depict the indescribable joy on the face of the perfect French omelet.
What’s she doing? Where’s Steve going?
Those yolks are much more orange than the usual store-bought ones. They look DIY. Perhaps you got them from Mark or some other neighbor? (I find that even “free-range” co-op eggs are often pretty yellow, meaning less-flavourful and grain, not grub, raised.)
If you spend a couple of quid or more on 6 eggs it makes a huge difference. Apparently it’s not just about free range. The multi colour (pastel) ones I pick up from Waitrose occasionally are amazing, ignoring the novelty of the shells they have the best yolks of any eggs I’ve bought.
I think the colour and flavour comes from the feed. I guess a free range chicken and still be given crappy food.
Master Shake sings “Face Omelet”
Must have just got his cholesterol numbers.
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall… onto a hot sidewalk.
I love eggs.
And I hope you were going for sunny side up because you missed your window to flip for over easy when you left them to get the camera! ;)
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