Eggs dismayed at own fate


32 Responses to “Eggs dismayed at own fate”

  1. fuzzyfuzzyfungus says:


  2. bcsizemo says:


  3. Clemoh says:

    When the eggs become self-aware, that is when they become most dangerous.

  4. IamInnocent says:

    That’s how one becomes vegan.

  5. PhosPhorious says:

    Sunnyside frown  

  6. Sheila. says:

    Pareidolia rocks.

  7. edthehippie says:

    can i get an order of french fries with that ?? or , bettter yet , home fries ??

  8. Navin_Johnson says:

    They’re just sad that they weren’t scrambled.

  9. Pat Eisel says:

    LOOK INTO MY EYES! (let me just get ‘The yolks on you.’ out of the way, too.)

  10. Iron Clad Burrito says:

    This image should be animated.  If not,

  11. dmajor says:

    Let’s just call them “the phenomena”.

  12. David Hall says:

    I’d be dismayed too!

    Non-stick pan and NO BUTTER!

  13. Mitchell Glaser says:

    Does anyone remember Mr. Bill? Oh no!

  14. I just can’t get over how perfect it is that the “mouth” yolk is frowning because clearly he was trying to fry all of the eggs with yolk intact. I know when I am making breakfast I make a very similar face when I am trying to get my gooey-fried egg on. 

  15. Preston Sturges says:

    Apparently Jesus was too busy appearing on a piece of French toast in Encino to show up.

  16. Preston Sturges says:

    …….if chickens ever picket abortion clinics, this is the picture they will hand out. 

  17. Cyran0 says:

     Alas, poor Yolkrick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite

    jest, of most excellent fancy.

  18. If only there were some way to depict the indescribable joy on the face of the perfect French omelet.

  19. Preston Sturges says:

    What’s she doing? Where’s Steve going?

  20. Furiousian says:

    Those yolks are much more orange than the usual store-bought ones. They look DIY. Perhaps you got them from Mark or some other neighbor? (I find that even “free-range” co-op eggs are often pretty yellow, meaning less-flavourful and grain, not grub, raised.)

    • If you spend a couple of quid or more on 6 eggs it makes a huge difference. Apparently it’s not just about free range. The multi colour (pastel) ones I pick up from Waitrose occasionally are amazing, ignoring the novelty of the shells they have the best yolks of any eggs I’ve bought.

      I think the colour and flavour comes from the feed. I guess a free range chicken and still be given crappy food.

  21. Preston Sturges says:

    Master Shake sings “Face Omelet”

  22. Michael McWilliams says:

    Must have just got his cholesterol numbers.

  23. howaboutthisdangit says:

    Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall… onto a hot sidewalk.

  24. relawson says:

    I love eggs.

    And I hope you were going for sunny side up because you missed your window to flip for over easy when you left them to get the camera! ;)

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