Eggs dismayed at own fate

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fuzzyfuzzyfungus

This…is…my…brain…on…drugs…
bcsizemo

Indeed.
Clemoh

When the eggs become self-aware, that is when they become most dangerous.
IamInnocent

That’s how one becomes vegan.
PhosPhorious

Sunnyside frown
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PERZM7IXAUORXVBWYCA63EI64E Sheila.

Pareidolia rocks.
- squeeziecat
  
  you got to say “pareidolia”… best word ever.
  - bjohndook
    
    http://www.reddit.com/r/Pareidolia
    
    If you ask me, best reddit ever too.
edthehippie

can i get an order of french fries with that ?? or , bettter yet , home fries ??
Navin_Johnson

They’re just sad that they weren’t scrambled.
http://twitter.com/anderalert Pat Eisel

LOOK INTO MY EYES! (let me just get ‘The yolks on you.’ out of the way, too.)
Iron Clad Burrito

This image should be animated. If not,
http://gifs.gifbin.com/082011/1314011768_talking_fried_egg.gif
- relawson
  
  whoa!!!! and my inner voice automatically made a “ber ber ber ber ber” sound… i need sleep
dmajor

Let’s just call them “the phenomena”.
David Hall

I’d be dismayed too!

Non-stick pan and NO BUTTER!
Mitchell Glaser

Does anyone remember Mr. Bill? Oh no!
http://www.facebook.com/rheaball Rheannone Ball

I just can’t get over how perfect it is that the “mouth” yolk is frowning because clearly he was trying to fry all of the eggs with yolk intact. I know when I am making breakfast I make a very similar face when I am trying to get my gooey-fried egg on.
Preston Sturges

Apparently Jesus was too busy appearing on a piece of French toast in Encino to show up.
Preston Sturges

…….if chickens ever picket abortion clinics, this is the picture they will hand out.
https://twitter.com/PhoetrySlam Cyran0

Alas, poor Yolkrick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite

jest, of most excellent fancy.
- Felton / Moderator
  
  Some egg is rotten in the state of Denmark.
- Mike Norman
  
  “Eggsellent fancy! Eggsellent fancy!”
  
  Do I have to do everything around here?!?!
  - https://twitter.com/PhoetrySlam Cyran0
    
    Apparently so!
    
    And thus my Blonde-ness art betrayed.
- https://twitter.com/PhoetrySlam Cyran0
  
  The memory be green eggs and ham.
http://twitter.com/ErnestValdemar Ernest Valdemar

If only there were some way to depict the indescribable joy on the face of the perfect French omelet.
Preston Sturges

What’s she doing? Where’s Steve going?

http://youtu.be/H2Cfg3swvbc
http://twitter.com/Furiousian Furiousian

Those yolks are much more orange than the usual store-bought ones. They look DIY. Perhaps you got them from Mark or some other neighbor? (I find that even “free-range” co-op eggs are often pretty yellow, meaning less-flavourful and grain, not grub, raised.)
- http://www.nathanhornby.com/ Nathan Hornby
  
  If you spend a couple of quid or more on 6 eggs it makes a huge difference. Apparently it’s not just about free range. The multi colour (pastel) ones I pick up from Waitrose occasionally are amazing, ignoring the novelty of the shells they have the best yolks of any eggs I’ve bought.
  
  I think the colour and flavour comes from the feed. I guess a free range chicken and still be given crappy food.
Preston Sturges

Master Shake sings “Face Omelet”

http://youtu.be/qS5WNz8UbU8
Michael McWilliams

Must have just got his cholesterol numbers.
howaboutthisdangit

Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall… onto a hot sidewalk.
relawson

I love eggs.

And I hope you were going for sunny side up because you missed your window to flip for over easy when you left them to get the camera! ;)