eggs Clip from 1974 featuring man attempting to prove his ability to jump on eggs and human noses without breaking them Popkin
Real things you can actually buy Meow Wolf's Omega Mart hatches slides with egg-carton soles Rusty Blazenhoff
magic Weird party trick: rub garlic on your fingers to pick up an egg yolk without it breaking Rusty Blazenhoff
happy mutants The Clown Egg Register: photos of the painstakingly painted eggs that English clowns stake their faces on Cory Doctorow