Dead Ewok action figure

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24 Responses to “Dead Ewok action figure”

  1. April Arcus says:

    Obligatory link to the Endor Holocaust: http://www.theforce.net/swtc/holocaust.html

    • Sagodjur says:

      I recall marveling years ago at that argument and laughing at how much time was wasted arguing for a position that is easily dismissed by realizing that arguing that real world physical laws apply to a fictional world with already known exceptions to real world physical laws is just silly. You have to pick and choose which real world physical laws you want to apply to the fictional world in order to make the argument work. As a work of fiction, George Lucas can simply say, “it didn’t happen that way because that’s not how I wrote it,” and just make up a reason why it didn’t happen if he felt the need to explain why it didn’t happen.

  2. feetleet says:

    Goot ewok.  

  3. Boundegar says:

    Isn’t that kind of the opposite of an action figure?

  4. AquaDad18 says:

    What’s next?  The scorched bones of Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen…hey…that’s a good idea! (probably already been done).

    Disembodied Skywalker hands (fully poseable!)

  5. Editz says:

    Ta daaa.

  6. wetdog2 says:

    But wait, there’s more: http://www.randallcate.com/rc/2009/07/star-wars-toys-that-never-made-it-to-the-store-shelf/

    Been around since 2007, at least.

  7. GawainLavers says:

    All the articles I see point to a dead link on this site: http://www.mcmorran.org/

  8. efergus3 says:

    “No no he’s not dead, he’s, he’s restin’!”

  9. Zach Z says:

    At least it’s not a bent wookie.

  10. Antinous / Moderator says:

    You know, I need a new sporran.

  11. Philboyd Studge says:

    Better yet: Ewok stickers for the bottom of an AT-ST’s foot.

  12. Michael Wiik says:

    Yeah the Ewok victory would have been more realistic and and felt more heartening had the movie showed hundreds of thousands of dead Ewoks instead of 1 or 2.

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