Shoes with teeth

From London's Fantich and Young: Apex Predator shoes, whose soles have been covered with denture teeth:

Apex predators are predators with no predators of their own, residing at the top of their food chain. Materials: Savile Row Oxford Shoes, Size UK15, 1050 teeth dentures. Apex predators are predators with no predators of their own, residing at the top of their food chain.

Apex Predator Shoes. 2010 (via Crazy Abalone)

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    Very incisive.
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      And denture forget it!
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What are apex predators? Do apex predators have predators of their own? Where do they reside in their food chain?
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  What are apex predators? Do apex predators have predators of their own? Where do they reside in their food chain?
  
  Apex predators are predators with no predators of their own, residing at the top of their food chain.
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Sounds like a gun from Shadowrun.
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They should get unemployed people to sell them their actual teeth to be implanted in the shoes, then sell the shoes on to bankers.