Realistic Popeye


27 Responses to “Realistic Popeye”

  1. franko says:

    i actually find him MORE appealing this way.

  2. Funk Daddy says:

    Those pants are pure awesome. I google popeye pants and only underwear and pajamas adorned with popeye appear. I guess I’ll have to make them myself

    hmmm upon further google it appears that only women wear old sailor pants. Usually sheer, some loose some tight, some denim. Oh wait, dudes have them in leather with a specific purpose in mind. I think in the right denim these would flatter a dude

  3. Nash Rambler says:

    I shudder to think of the realistic Bluto.

  4. devophill says:

    I do wish he had hair, but otherwise this is awesome.

  5. Jacob Ewing says:

    I like the green light.  A hint of spinach.

  6. Jacob Ewing says:

    He really dresses with spinache!

  7. mmrtnt says:

    That is just astounding.

    It makes it seem as if he almost did exist – some freak of nature from the 19th century.  Hidden away from most of the civilized world, traveling the globe on anonymous schooners.  Known mostly to other sea-farers.

    I am going to, ahem, leave this here, and then just quietly show myself out…

  8. TheOven says:

    Didn’t I just see this version of Popeye sailing a ship? 

    I Did! I Did see that Popeye cat sailing a boat, plus a couple more great images:

  9. feetleet says:

    Dude should try western grip once in a while. 

  10. he probably knows Armstrong’s source..

  11. saint_al says:

    All great except for the ’90s star tattoo. It looks late and landlubberly. 

  12. Shibi_SF says:

    Oh, so THAT’s what Olive Oil was talking about!

  13. pjcamp says:

    What on Earth would I do with a print of that? Scare the dogs?

  14. Boundegar says:


  15. bcsizemo says:

    I’m liking it, but I really think they needed to slim down the wrists a tad and give him some bigger traps.  Not like WWE size ones, but something big enough to be able to lift a hand that is literally the size of your own head.

    As /fit/ likes to say, I’m jelly.

  16. purple-stater says:

    He is what he is, and tatts beyond the basic navy anchor is more than he needs to be.

  17. Oh gosh, Ehrmantraut is back.

  18. silkox says:

    When I was a kid and there were used record stores I saw in one a poster of Popeye screwing Olive Oyle, apparently taking advantage of the design of those pants. When I was too young to really appreciate what I was seeing, but it was still epic.

  19. dustindriver says:

    Finger tats read: HOLD FAST. That just really pushed it into amazeballs territory.

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