After Mitt Romney's loss, another blow: Secret Service detail says buh-bye


42 Responses to “After Mitt Romney's loss, another blow: Secret Service detail says buh-bye”

  1. A bit surprised that a man of his means doesn’t have a private security detail.

  2. CastanhasDoPara says:

    Well it was fun while it lasted, now GTFO.

    Too bad we can’t send him a bill for all those person-hours, equipment and associated expenses of running all of that for 9 months.

    • I am both amused and saddened that Americans paid men to take a bullet for Sarah Palin.

      And hold her shopping bags.

      • Lemoutan says:

        Well, the notion wasn’t actually tested. The bodyguarded must constantly wonder when their protection may be considering quitting.

      • CastanhasDoPara says:

        Yeah, but on the other hand it’s sort of worth it just so some nut-job doesn’t go off and create a martyr for the cause. That shit could really set off a civil war. (Though to be perfectly honest I would expect that sort of behaviour from the t-baggers more so than the lefties but there is always that chance, so…)

        • TacoChuck says:

           I find it much more likely that a right winger would pretend to be a liberal and do something horrible to a republican candidate than an actual liberal doing anything like that.

    • mccrum says:

      9 months?  He’s been running for office for six years now.

    • Antinous / Moderator says:

      When Rick Perry was running for the nomination, he did the right thing and paid his $400,000 per month security bill out of his own pocket. With money from Texas taxpayers. But they didn’t mind, because he was their Governor. Who wasn’t actually doing his job while he was campaigning.

      • ChicagoD says:

        $400,000 was probably a good investment in keeping Perry otherwise occupied. 

        • Antinous / Moderator says:

          I sense a Kurt Vonnegut story here, in which we elect people and then pay them not to do their elected jobs because we’ve realized that they mostly just help their friends to rob the store.

  3. dethbird says:

    Yea seriously Mr “Free market screw the government leave it to the private sector” get your own damn security.  

  4. captain_cthulhu says:

     oh they’re there – it’s just that if you see them, you’re already dead.

  5. margaretpoa says:

    M’eh. If he gets lonely, Rmoney can afford to hire Xe, (Blackwater) security thugs and buy cars for them to ride around in.

  6. winkybb says:

    His son is named “Tagg”? Seriously? “Mitt” and “Tagg”. Wow.

    See also “Bristol”, “Piper”, “Track”, “Willow” and “Trig”

  7. Donald Petersen says:

    I always take an interest in the fly-on-the-wall moments.  Did Romney shake their hands?  Did they wish him well?  Did anyone buy anyone else a farewell beverage?

    Were any damp eyes wiped as they bid farewell to “Javelin”?  Or, in their hearts of hearts, do they think of him by another AMC moniker, like “Gremlin”?

    What do they do now that they’ve been returned to the pool?  Did any of them need to file a final report?

    How much does the gig pay, anyway?

  8. doniphon says:

    If this deflates Mitt a bit, it makes my life brighter.  Now I know that every time I go to the  store, I’m driving in my own “single-car motorcade.” 

  9. Stefan Jones says:

    When Mitt got home, he kicked Tagg out and sat there alone, riding the car elevator and down all night.

  10. bobcorrigan says:

    More puzzling are the grandchildrens’ names: Zapp, Krumm, Hoover, Zeppo, Wolfgang, Armin, Hammer, Zagnut, Crow, The Grim, Officer Wang, Dancer, Charmander, Ingrid, Aleut, Fandango, O-O (pronounced “Ohdashoh”), Glock and let’s not forget Fabb, the youngest and coolest.  All the others are named Bruce to keep things clear.

  11. Snig says:

    Surprised this wasn’t here earlier:

  12. knoxblox says:

    Don’t worry Mitt. Karl Rove has got your back. Oh, wait. No he doesn’t.

  13. ChickieD says:

    I know a couple of Secret Service guys. Losing the detail is probably a huge relief.  The people being guarded do a lot of weird things, either to pretend they have privacy or to make the people guarding them feel awkward about being in their personal space. Because the agency is so hard on their people, the Secret Service are rigid about following rules and scared to screw up in any way; when they are on the job, they are not the people you’d want in your “entourage,” your “homies,” they can’t relax and hang out with you and bag your groceries. 

  14. Funk Daddy says:

    I wonder if Trig can do math. Probably, but is it short for Trigger? Triglycerides? Could be Trignometry I guess.

    Just naming your kid “Triangle” seems… cruel somehow, though I can’t think of any particularly kid-like taunts for it.

  15. Aeron Michaelangelo says:

    A single car does not a motercade make. :P

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