Woman mows down husband with car for not voting

Arizona republican Holly Solomon, 28, was arrested Monday after running over her husband, Daniel Solomon, following his failure to vote in last week's presidential election. Solomon remains in critical condition, but his vote was not critical to the victory of Democrat Barack Obama.


  1. “Police said Daniel Solomon told them his wife became angry over his “lack of voter participation” in last Tuesday’s presidential election and believed her family would face hardship as a result of Obama winning another term.”

    Since Arizona’s electoral votes went to Romney, I’m not sure how this one missing vote — for either candidate — could possibly have a more adverse affect on their family than, say, having to pay for lawyers and deal with jail time.

  2. I’m somewhat agog at the belief system that  believes  “her family would face hardship as a result of Obama winning another term” that would be more significant than having the father of that family run over by an SUV.  Classic “Family Values” fail.  Well, at least in Obama’s America, there’s more of a chance of him getting healthcare.  And hopefully her getting some counseling.

    1. Actually, in the teeth of incipient Obammunism, she showed True American Spirit and made her own damn hardship, entirely by force of her own individual initiative and the power of her SUV.

      Right now, a bald eagle wrapped in an American flag is weeping tears of pride.

  3. Correction to the Romney volunteer manual:
    Page 3, paragraph 2: Should say “You can volunteer to drive likely Republican voters who haven’t yet voted over to the polls” instead of “You can volunteer to drive over likely Republican voters who haven’t voted” 

  4. Some of these Republicans didn’t just drink the koolaid, they made their own batch and butt-chugged it!

      1. Squirting alcohol (or any intoxicant) up your ass for faster loading via mucous membrane absorption. Sometimes lethal.

  5. When they got in each other’s grills about voting, the husband was taken off guard by the fact that her’s was a solid piece of aluminum.

  6. Something about Arizona and mental illness expressed towards politics and politicians.
    Then remember how Borat’s “Throw The Jew Down The Well” became a gleeful sing-along, in a bar in Arizona.
    Very angry white people over there.  Very, very sick and angry white people.  Poisoned.

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