Pee-Wee Herman cycling skinsuit

Podium Cycling sells this boss Pee-Wee Herman skinsuit for your Big Adventures. They also do Spider-Man and various other novelties (light-up Tron, "hipster," etc), but Pee-Wee takes the cake.

Pee-wee Inspired Skinsuit (Thanks, Fipi Lele!)

• [Ed Haydin]

  could use the world champion rainbow stripes on the leg hem.

• [paddle2paddle]

  Oh hell yeah!

• [millie fink]

  “Pee-wee takes the cake.” 

  Wasn’t that the name of his last movie?

• [rocketpjs]

  Awesome and I wish I had the body shape to get away with those cycling outfits.

  • [chaopoiesis]

    Too big in the shoulders.

  • [Antinous / Moderator]

    They could make a Francis skinsuit for full-figured cyclists.

    • [R J]

       I want to be a Cowboy Morpheus

    • [noah django]

      “E-everyone wanted my bike.  Why, just last week, Francis offered me…   FFFFFRRRRRRANCISSSSSSSSSS!!!!”

• [Terry Border]

  Very nice. I don’t understand the circle around the crotch though.

  • [rocketpjs]

    Usually padding and some extra material to resist the wear that comes with a lot of cycling.

    • [Ramone]

      Unfortunate that they didn’t go with a lighter grey for seam.

      • [R J]

        First reading, i thought you wrote lighter grey for semen

  • [Felton / Moderator]

    There’s a lotta things about me you don’t know anything about, Dottie…

    • [M Carlson]

       I still use the “I’m a loner, Dottie…” line and it’s the rare soul that gets it.

  • [nixiebunny]

    Then you don’t understand Pee Wee Herman.

• [Rusty Brooks]

  Hm, I’m doing a charity ride in May, having trouble getting donations.  Maybe if I promise to dress as Peewee or Superman and post pics…

• [mikei]

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhzqny6rU28

• [Infiniteworld]

  We’re pulling for you PeeWee!

  • [The Life Of Bryan]

    And PeeWee is pulling for you, too.

    What, too soon? Too late?

• [parfae]

  Sure, but you’d probably get your bike stolen if you wore it.

• [Jake0748]

  SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!  —  I’M TRYING TO USE THE PHONE!!!!

• [Halloween_Jack]

  One of the past years in RAGBRAI had someone riding in a full Captain America costume, complete with foam rubber muscles, and a little shield on the front of his handlebars. Not sure how he stood the heat in Iowa in the last week of July. There was a guy last year who had a full-body (including full head mask) tie-dye leotard. RAGBRAI is pretty incredible, it wouldn’t surprise me to find out that someone rode the whole thing (across Iowa from west to east) with a Pee-Wee Herman costume on a faithful reproduction of his bike. 

  • [Jake0748]

     So, do you do the whole RAGBRAI ride with that eye-patch?  :D

    • [Halloween_Jack]

      Heh, no. Depth perception is a good thing when riding in a group. 

• [noah django]

  eh, that’s breddy gud, I guess.  During my tenure as a messenger here in Atlanta, I went as Pee Wee for my first Halloween.  Full thrift store costume, and my bike was already red, then I added some chrome fenders to it.  The part that solidified my rep in the messenger community was, at Ms. Vaughn the clerk’s behest (she was dressed as a witch,) I did the Pee-Wee dance on the counter of the Fulton County Superior Court clerk’s office.  I had “Tequila” on my walkman with an amplified speaker.  When I went up on my toes, the whole office erupted into bedlam.

• [showme]

  I heard they manufacture these in the basement of the Alamo.

  • [noah django]

     its not something they tell you in school, it’s just something you have to experience for yourself