By Rob Beschizza at 7:46 am Thu, Apr 18, 2013
Worst impersonation of Elvis, ever.
A little less correspondence, a little more ricin.
‘Lets rock, everybody, lets rock’
Don’t be cruel.
The suspicious minds screening Obama’s mail should have let the ricin return to sender, probably somewhere in the ghetto.
This is why we need to register all Elvis impersonators…
Why do you want to take away our freedoms? The only thing that can stop a bad Elvis impersonator is a good Elvis impersonator. I say we need more Elvis impersonators not less!
It’s way too early to talk about that.
First they came for the Elvis impersonators.
Which I was fine with.
The only way to stop a bad Elvis impersonator is with a good Elvis impersonator.
Sounds like the sequel to Bubba Ho Tep! 40+ years after faking his death, Elvis decides that the President of the USA is in fact an Alien and needs to be eliminated to save the World!
Wait i though the republicans were the shape shifting lizards and Obama was in fact an alien. Its starting get hard to keep up with the crazies.
Elvis has been watching too many Breaking Bad eps.
It is obvious this man was being controlled by the CIA though fluoride in the water. The fluoride reduces the melatonin in your brain weakening your pineal gland. When this happens you are then sustainable to the CIA broadcasts coming off your iphone. There is software burred deeply in the kernel of the iphone that was planted there by CIA operatives. This hidden software causes the phone to modulate it’s radio frequencies in such a way that can cause you to try to kill specific people you are ordered to.
Isn’t it obvious?!?!
That’s why I only use Android.
Yea, if you click through, the Elvis part is about the least interesting thing about this guy. He was like a walking encyclopedia of conspiracy theories. And at last his voice is being heard!
I expect more of this as right wing conspiracy theories get treated with more and more respect. Just now we have a Congressman invoking an insane conspiracy theory in the House. “Elvis” has many people from Alex Jones to Congressmen to make him feel less fringey…..
Stochastic terrorism is already a thing.
We are so lucky that Obama and the rest didn’t eat those letters.
Not the sharpest tool in the Elvis impersonator tool shed.
“We are so lucky that Obama and the rest didn’t eat those letters.”
So… Ricin Crispy Squares? (Letters are sort of square…)
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