Elvis impersonator arrested in Obama ricin letter case

Paul Kevin Curtis, 45, an Elvis impersonator, was arrested wednesday and charged with mailing ricin-tainted letters to President Barack Obama and other politicians. Update: Fox reports that investigators think he may have been framed.



      1. The suspicious minds screening Obama’s mail should have let the ricin return to sender, probably somewhere in the ghetto.

    1. Why do you want to take away our freedoms? The only thing that can stop a bad Elvis impersonator is a good Elvis impersonator. I say we need more Elvis impersonators not less!

  1. Sounds like the sequel to Bubba Ho Tep! 40+ years after faking his death, Elvis decides that the President of the USA is in fact an Alien and needs to be eliminated to save the World!

  2. It is obvious this man was being controlled by the CIA though fluoride in the water.   The fluoride  reduces the melatonin in your brain weakening your pineal gland. When this happens you are then sustainable to the CIA broadcasts coming off your iphone. There is software burred deeply in the kernel of the iphone that was planted there by CIA operatives. This hidden software causes the phone to modulate it’s radio frequencies in such a way that can cause you to try to kill specific people you are ordered to.  

    Isn’t it obvious?!?!

    That’s why I only use Android.

    1. Yea, if you click through, the Elvis part is about the least interesting thing about this guy.  He was like a walking encyclopedia of conspiracy theories.  And at last his voice is being heard!

  3. We are so lucky that Obama and the rest didn’t eat those letters.  

    Not the sharpest tool in the Elvis impersonator tool shed.

    1.  “We are so lucky that Obama and the rest didn’t eat those letters.”

      So… Ricin Crispy Squares? (Letters are sort of square…)

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