Yog-Sothoth idol - limited sale


16 Responses to “Yog-Sothoth idol - limited sale”

  1. jkg says:

    and yes it looks like an immense poo

  2. Gilbert Wham says:

    The thing that looks most like my idea of Yog-Sothoth is those high-speed pictu res of the early A-Bomb tests. Those huge, brooding, bulging shapes they caught in the very first stages of the detonations are the absolute epitome of what an Elder god’s manifestation would be.

  3. rocketpj says:

    It looks like an immense poo of some creature that eats souls.

  4. otheronetruegod says:

    Looks like something from The Mysterious Package Company.

  5. Nadreck says:

    Looks like a cheap Denebian knock-off.  You can tell because the vanishing line on this 3D representation of a 4D being is  way off kilter.

  6. angusm says:

    Introduce an idol representing an unspeakable horror from beyond space and time into your home? What could possibly go wrong?

  7. Finnagain says:

     Put it over there with the others.

  8. Every year when I make pokeberry ink, I fill up containers with the berries, then smoosh ‘em with a potato masher, add activated yeast, and then let the containers sit for a few days to ferment. When the fermentation is done, all the berry skins and some unexploded berries all float to the top, and it looks almost EXACTLY like that idol! This year, if I find tentacles in my ink jars, I will not be surprised.

  9. mountaindew says:

    Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth’s fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread.

    • rocketpj says:

       This-combined with the autobots posting about their aunts who make money at home- makes me think what fun it would be to create a spambot that just posted random Lovecraftian quotes and drivel.  It would freak me out far more than most spam.

      That said, spambots are evil, and could just possibly be the modern manifestation of the elder gods, here to eat our souls and our time.

  10. Boundegar says:

    Pfft, that’s not Yog-Sothoth.  That’s just the actor who played him.  It. The real one doesn’t project as easily into three dimensions.

  11. Hanglyman says:

    That idol is awfully small. 5″ by 3″ is more like an oversized chess piece.

  12. Philboyd Studge says:

    You need to be careful when buying such eldritch artifacts. I once purchased an ancient image of Nyarlathotep that turned out to be just a pvc Black Smurf.

  13. SumAnon says:

    They didn’t get his good side!

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