#1: There is so much fatty food here, they should pay for gym memberships. #2: They do #1: Ugh, whatever.
— Lawrence T. Bird (@twentitled) February 23, 2013
The @twentitled Twitter account is a running stream of supposedly genuine overheard conversations among the pampered techies of Twitter itself. Including such gems as "You know, we wouldn't have issues with broken espresso machines if we still had baristas."
(via JWZ)