Random NSA program generator, with denials

The NSA-O-Matic generates eerily plausible leaked NSA programs at the click of a mouse, including non-denial denials from NSA shills and spokesjerks. For example "STUMPVIEW, a searchable database that bugs conversations within earshot of laptop microphones. Senator Dianne Feinstein assured the public that the program discards information as soon it is determined to be irrelevant." It's hosted on Github and ready for your forking and contributions.

Recently released NSA documents revealed the existence of BEACHCROSS, a searchable database that spies on social networking profiles. General Keith Alexander, Director of the National Security Agency, assured the public that the program was approved by the House and Senate Intelligence Committees.

Recently released NSA documents revealed the existence of MADCAPFINDER, a surveillance program that cracks certificate authority keys. An anonymous administration source assured the public that the program discards information as soon it is determined to be irrelevant.

Recently released NSA documents revealed the existence of FACEPUZZLE, a massive database that does a man-in-the-middle attack on traffic from major internet exchanges. James Clapper, the Director of National Intelligence, assured the public that the program discards information as soon it is determined to be irrelevant.

NSA-O-Matic (via Schneier)

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